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[confusedirwin]

listen it’s going to be 2016 and all i want is a drum battle between rian dawson and ashton irwin ok

[confusedirwin]

it is 2018 and i am still waiting

[confusedirwin]

AU: Being Michael’s Girlfriend

Luke // Calum // Ashton // Michael

[confusedirwin]

+ + 

[confusedirwin]

AU: Being Ashton’s girlfriend.

Luke // Calum // Ashton // Michael

[confusedirwin]

+ + 

[confusedirwin]

AU: Being Luke’s Girlfriend

Luke // Calum // Ashton // Michael

[confusedirwin]

+ + 

[confusedirwin]

AU: Being Calum’s girlfriend

gif credit to the owners, i seriously lost track omg

Luke // Calum // Ashton // Michael

[confusedirwin]

AU: Michael approaching you was a dare and you end up really liking him.

[confusedirwin]

credit to owners

[edgebug]

video game: *autosaves at a weird/out of place/oddly random time* me: uh oh

[laffyraffy]

video game: *conveniently gives you lots of health kits and ammo*

me: fuck

[edgebug]

video game: *suddenly goes uncharacteristically silent* me: shit

[thecomplaintionist]

video game: *protagonist relives happy memories nearly the end of the game*

me: here it comes

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Video Game: Controller starts vibrating

Me: WHAT’S COMING WHAT IS IT

[broseidangodofthebrocean]

Video Game: *shows how lovable and wonderful a character is*

Me: He gon die

[gaykarstaagforever]

Video game: *sound cuts out, game hasn’t autosaved in 2 hours, there are no enemies, you can’t move, CTD*

Me: Dammit Bethesda

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

“that’s my baby” - me at myself

[doomface]

does someone ever say something to you and you can just feel the

figuratively pop up over your head 

[klimtsonianunofficial]

[kinesthetiacreal-deactivated201]

this tweet haunts me

[doujinshi]

[thebootydiaries]

someone: *announces that they have low standards*

me in 0.2 seconds sliding into the seat beside them with an eyebrow raised, a rose in my mouth, and 3 tears in my left eye: hey there :)

[joner]

Me: Could you add guacamole too please

Chipotle worker: That’s extra

Me: Bitch I’M extra!!!! The fuck!!

[tormod]

wanted posters are just cowboy call out posts

[sleepingpigeon]

im a romantic. n i’m passionate. and i care. i care, i care. 

[sobeitjayt]

College: Um you owe us money

Me: