I've finally found someone to replace us running our world's academy, so I can follow my director into thiss world!
*She checks her phone, sees "Tazuna x Yayoi" trending everywhere*
...what did she do.
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@tazunatwo
I've finally found someone to replace us running our world's academy, so I can follow my director into thiss world!
*She checks her phone, sees "Tazuna x Yayoi" trending everywhere*
...what did she do.
Open letter from anonymous!
Scenario: Its a Zombie Apocalypse. Tracen is Lost. You and 1 student/faculty member survive.
Who are you picking to be your final hope of surviving the apocalypse?
Bonus points if you avoid the obvious answer of "whoever im dating rn" or "Imagine Losing because she was once the Lich Lord of Undeath"
Well, obviously my wife, but failing that as an option, probably Maruzensky.
Can anyone tell me why Annie got a text and then immediately got into a rental car and sped off way too high over the speed limit towards Tracen?
Anyone?
-Contrail
Yes, I can answer that for you.
Byzantine has come back. Thank the goddesses, she seems largely unharmed, though once she's had time to reacclimate, I'll be recommending a visit to our therapist and a medical evaluation.
For now, though... let's just be happy she's back.
Byzantine sat on the floor of the empty gym, staring at the door.
Her chest beat incessantly, anxiety building every minute since she ended the call.
Her mother was coming.
Mom, mama, mother.
The last time she’d seen her, she stormed out after screaming.
And then she disappeared for two months.
She was scared.
Scared maybe wasn’t the right word. She wasn’t scared of getting smacked or otherwise hurt.
But…
It’s not like she could disappear without consequences and expect everything to be the same.
Her mother would hate her.
Or worse, forget her.
Before she knew it, she was crying again, shaking and sniffling.
This is why she called Tanzuna first, instead of her mother.
She knew Tanzuna would do her job and guarantee her safety, even if she was upset.
But she felt like she barely knew her mother anymore. After she hid such a huge thing, it seemed like her entire perception of the older woman shattered.
She wiped at her face uselessly, trying to keep her tears at bay.
She was an awful daughter. She knew it the entire time, but now she was only feeling worse, with her mother on the way.
Or maybe she wasn’t.
Maybe she’d decided that Bya was too much, too rebellious to try again.
Maybe she had stayed home, talking to her first daughter, the better one.
Oh goddesses, Maruzen. What was she going to say to her sister? Or her roommate? Annie?
She shouldn’t have come back.
She shouldn’t have let him convince her.
She should’ve let them think she was dead.
She should’ve just ended it all before she fucked anything else up.
She flinched at the sound of a door slamming, scrambling to her feet.
Her mother walked in. And, quite frankly, she looked like a mess.
Her hair was unbrushed, she looked like she had ran here, and mascara was running down her face.
When her mother saw her, she started running. Bya tensed, closing her eyes as her mother…
Wrapped her in a hug, sobbing and squeezing her tight.
“My baby, my baby, I was so scared, I thought I lost you, oh my sweet girl.” Her mother had buried her face in her shoulder, and they both sunk to the ground, holding each other.
Byzantine sat, stunned, hugging her mother while she cried. Tears ran down both their faces, but Bya was silent.
“I’m so mad at you,” her mother admitted, and Bya tensed. “You could’ve been dead. You didn’t call or write or tell anyone where you were. I’m still so, so mad.”
Bya sniffled, hiccuping slightly. “I’m so sorry, mama. Don’t-don’t leave me, please, I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. Mama, please forgive me, I can’t be alone-“ she was babbling, anxiety spilling out of her, grabbing onto her mother’s shirt like a little girl.
Her mother had pulled back, and Bya feared she had ruined it.
Her mother put her hands on her shoulders, and stared into Bya’s red, teary eyes.
“Oh, baby,” she murmured. “I won’t leave you. I just got you back. I won’t leave.” She wiped a tear away with her thumb. “But you’re grounded till you’re thirty.”
Byzantine nodded, a broken smile on her face.
“Okay, mama. But-but my trainer is coming here. To…to see me.”
Her mother sighed, and pulled Byzantine closer. “Alright. Since Annie was so worried for you, I’ll let you see her here. But everyone else is at my house. No more dorms, baby.”
She would have to tell Taburu, but-
But she missed her mama, and she wasn’t going to argue.
Especially since mama wasn’t yelling at all.
She buried her head in her mother’s shoulder, and she let herself be a child, for just a moment, needing her mama.
Hello Police yeah I just saw the director of Tracen Academy and her Secretary walking around with a pair of fake uma ears and a Rocket Launcher pointed at a member of the Public. Yeah I think she's a terrorist and im worried that Tracen Academy has become a Secret Terrorist Training Camp. They've hired Armed Security recently and everything, and one of their trainers is an Ex-Yakuza Don. I think i even saw more Yakuza members coming and going from the campus the other week, and like a few days ago there was a massive explosion on campus and they crashed a weird vehicle that set off my radiation alarm into the embankment next to campus. Yeah they're clearly a Threat to Public Safety, as a citizen im super concerned.
*images received at the police HQ include blurry photos of the director and tazuna pointing an RPG at an anon, the purple Robby explosion, Vine Blossom's crashed time machine, Imagine Losing on a dragon attacking a plane shot through a telescope lens, Polly fighting Majima, and Kiryu with a mob of Yakuza goons with pride pins at the Tracen Pride Marathon*
*its not a good look*
You remember the safety inspection that occured, yes? In essence, their conclusion was to leave us alone because we are the only ones even somewhat equipped to handle the various magics and others on Tracen academy, and things like the Robby incident are things thr police already know about.
And that's besides the fact that many of these images are such low quality they cannot be trusted, or are flat out unbelievable in concept.
// Also, Yayoi and Tazuna are too smart to be seen so close~
I think we're gonna have to kill this anon, Akikawa.
*Already has her RPG out*
Way ahead of you.
For legal reasons, this is a joke.
*Tazuna has decided to have a meeting with this organisation, alongside @yayoi-akikawa-official .
...The worst part is that her smile manages to be scarier than any snarl or typical form of intimidation. It's just... unsettling. A smile that threatens to ruin their entire organisation.*
Now, I've heard about some of your reporters being quite rude to our students, as I'm sure you're aware. I'm also quite sure that you know what the consequences would be for this many issues in such a small period of time going uncorrected, yes?
"W-Well, of course, we're doing everything we can-"
Oh, everything you can, you say? Well, that's great! So those reporters have been fired, yes?
"Uh, n-no, not yet but-"
But you'll get it done immediately, right?
*sits and lets her wife do the talking*
"Well, it's a whole process to fire an employee, and-"
And you'll get it done, correct? I'd hate to see what would happen if it becomes common knowledge that your reporters are allowed to bully and mock the people they're interviewing. Why, I'm not sure if anyone would trust you again!
"...I understand. We'll get it done."
Wonderful! I'm glad we could come to an easy resolution, we should be enjoying the summer weather!
*Tazuna has decided to have a meeting with this organisation, alongside @yayoi-akikawa-official .
...The worst part is that her smile manages to be scarier than any snarl or typical form of intimidation. It's just... unsettling. A smile that threatens to ruin their entire organisation.*
Now, I've heard about some of your reporters being quite rude to our students, as I'm sure you're aware. I'm also quite sure that you know what the consequences would be for this many issues in such a small period of time going uncorrected, yes?
"W-Well, of course, we're doing everything we can-"
Oh, everything you can, you say? Well, that's great! So those reporters have been fired, yes?
"Uh, n-no, not yet but-"
But you'll get it done immediately, right?
Since people had asked, Doto went to do an interview. She had people asking ever since she had left Tracen Academy.
Interviewer 1: Hello Meisho Doto! We are glad to have you here tonight.
Doto: Um... T-Thanks for having me...
Interviewer 2: So we all heard that you were expelled from Tracen Academy. It is a shame that had happened, but if your actions against Opera O are true, then it is deserved. Are they true?
Doto: Y-Yes it is...
Interviewer 2: So you admit to committing a crime?
Doto: Y-Yes...
Interviewer 2: What did you do and why?
Doto: I... I kissed her when I shouldn't have. A-And I regret it... I... I was wrong to do that... I knew she was with Fuji-san, but... I still loved her. I still wanted to be with her... I pushed her boundaries and I was wrong for that.
Interviewer 1: Wow! I'm surprised you actually understand that! Here I thought you didn't know how to learn. I mean, everyone did. You always made mistakes. It was pitiful. I am surprised you have supporters when you've done nothing to deserve it. Maybe things would be better off if you had just disappeared forever.
Interviewer 2: It is a little too far to say that. You can't be doing this when you've already talked down on two others who have been interviewed here. At this rate people are going to think our station is filled with nothing but bullies...
Doto: O-Oh... I know... I know people thought that... B-But I'm trying to do better... My mother helped me find a therapist to talk to, s-so I'm trying.
Interviewer 2: It is good to hear that, Doto. What have you been up to lately?
Doto: Um... I started trying out some new restaurants. There are lots of nice foods to eat. I... I always find myself eating more each time I go. It might seem like a lot, but... I like it.
Interviewer 1: You umamusume always eat more than you should... Honestly, it would be better for restaurants to start banning umamusume from eating there. You all never think about other people around you and just keep eating as much as you want so selfishly.
Doto: I-I'm sorry...
Interviewer 1: Your apologies will do nothing. Were done here. Good day.
Tazuna, we have a radio station to eliminate.
Evidently.
Open Letter from Anonymous!
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did you forget about me?
how many slices to create an X?
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Huh. @official-tracen-security this seems like your thing, eh?
"cold
so cold
i found myself back there
[first slice]
otherside-"
...And Gitan's on holiday. @wildhorsedullahan , do you know anything about this?
Daughter of a Bitch.. are we gonna get another Snowstorm in July?
Not sure.
Open Letter from Anonymous!
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did you forget about me?
how many slices to create an X?
S
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Huh. @official-tracen-security this seems like your thing, eh?
"cold
so cold
i found myself back there
[first slice]
otherside-"
...And Gitan's on holiday. @wildhorsedullahan , do you know anything about this?
So is there just a hole in the floor of your room which you ascend out of, or is there like a hatch that slides over it to cover you out of sight when youre not aura farming?
Oh ho ho ho ho, it's time for my first lesson. Listen up, every character needs a motif with which to introduce themselves to their audience and become memorable. While this could be as simple as a non-diegetic sound drawing the viewer's attention while remaining unobtrusive to the world of the characters, that's boring!
I, Lady Manager Renge, instead employ an elite underground contraption of gizmos, doohickeys, cogs, and rails to allow me to rise from the ground anywhere at any given moment. The rising platform allows for proper "gazing in awe" time, and affords me the higher ground in any interaction, showing off my beauty while highlighting my importance before I've spoken a word.
Once I decided to transfer to Tracen Academy, I had my engineers start the install process right away! After all, without a dramatic entrance, you are nothing!
and when, exactly, did you get permission to do that?
For your information, the Renge Lift was made completely by the book. Permission from the school and faculty was secured when my parents made a rather generous donation, and the Renge Lift complies with all guidelines and regulations for underground transportation systems!
...you got permission from the school and faculty, did you? *Sigh* sometime's Yayoi's whimsy goes too far.
Alright, @yayoi-akikawa-official @thedirectoryayoiakikawa , which one of you thought installing random rising platforms in the ground that we don't have access to was a good idea?
To be fair, I thought we could jump up
*sigh*
I'm sorry....
It's okay, just consult one of us next time, okay?
why is your school woke
Anon, I'm not sure if you've heard, but around 80% of our students and staff are lesbians. At that point, not being in support of the LGBTQ+ community would just be silly.
Um... I've found @unihemispherical's phone here. You should hand it back to her once she feels better. - @tazunatwo
I'll return it to her.
Thank you very much.
Anon, return Unihemispherical's phone or face the consequences.
@yayoi-akikawa-official
*Well, anon?*
From Anonymous:
This is like good for her brand though. Shes getting sooo much traction its Good For Her. If she didnt want this her or her trainer would have reset the password by now. Anyway, idk where she is so i queued up more asks and left it back where i round it at the stump. Not my problem anymore.
A lot of sorrow around this stump, with a weird decorated brick on it. The mouse doesn't have fond memories of tangible sadness around bricks like this.
It grabs the phone with both hands and marches in the general direction of Tazuna's office. Surely she would know what to do in the face of tragedy.
...Um... is this Unihemispherical's phone? I'll try to rerurn it to her. Thank you.
Oh, returning something to someone usually means they're alive. Maybe there wasn't tragedy after all.
"Oonihemii.. okay?"
Anon, return Unihemispherical's phone or face the consequences.
@yayoi-akikawa-official
*Well, anon?*
From Anonymous:
This is like good for her brand though. Shes getting sooo much traction its Good For Her. If she didnt want this her or her trainer would have reset the password by now. Anyway, idk where she is so i queued up more asks and left it back where i round it at the stump. Not my problem anymore.
A lot of sorrow around this stump, with a weird decorated brick on it. The mouse doesn't have fond memories of tangible sadness around bricks like this.
It grabs the phone with both hands and marches in the general direction of Tazuna's office. Surely she would know what to do in the face of tragedy.
...Um... is this Unihemispherical's phone? I'll try to rerurn it to her. Thank you.
*It was finally tome for an interview. Originally, it was supposed to be soon after her debut, but with all the other events and things happening, Uni was able to push it back to now.
...where she stands in a tracen uniform, holding a dolphin plush, trying her best to act confident in the face of fear. She isn't sure if she'd feel braver wearing a proper racewear, but she hasn't made it yet. Hemi's helped out for the preparation, getting a general sense of good responses to common questions, and of the more technical aspects Uni would struggle with.
Her train of thought was interrupted by a reporter finding her, introducing themself. This part was fine, just introductions before the actual interview. Time for the first question.*
Now, Unihemispherical, your debut was quite impressive! You must have trained hard for it! It's rare to see a junior student already with as much skill as you had, your trainer must be incredible!
Mhm! She's amazing, I... actually, I was really worried about who my trainer would be when I first joined, I thought it would be someone who wouldn't understand me or what makes me unique. I'm glad that my trainer isn't like that! She's incredible!
I see! And have you talked with your trainer about your next steps? There's already a small group of people excited to watch your next race!
Yes, I have! My next goal is the Hopeful Stakes, in December! I don't think it'll be easy, I've seen a lot of strong racers who haven't debuted yet, but I'm confident that I'll win!
I see, that's a very exciting race! One of the first G1 races that any Japaneese uma can take! What about your future goals? Your big aspirations for what you want to be?
*Uni takes a deep breath*
Ever since I was a kid, I as fascinated in biology, especially sleep. I've spent a decade of my life searching for ways to eradicate that third of our lives spent doing nothing, and... I've finally done it.
Unihemispherical. It's a type of sleep where one hemisphere of your mind is awake at a time, leaving your body awake constantly, all 24 hours of a day. I've finally managed to conquer sleep in myself by performing a surgery to make myself sleep Unihemispherically. But...
People don't seem to understand it. They just think it's dangerous and keep trying to remind me of every way it shouldn't work-can't work. I'm going to prove them wrong. I'm going to prove my extra time worthwhile beyond measure, and I'm going to do it through racing!
I'm going for a feat no-one's accomplished before. For someone like me, there are three possible triple crowns that I can get: The Classic Triple, the Senior Spring, and the Senior Autumn. No-one's gotten the Senior Spring triple crown yet, but that isn't enough. I need to prove that my work sets a new standard, a higher caliber that anyone else!
So, I'm going to be the world's first Triple Triple Crown Winner! I'll beat all three of them!
*...the reporter laughs*
Wh-What's so funny?
Well, there you have it! Anothe overconfident umamusume coming from nowhere to make bold claims! Your debut was impressive, sure, but no one can do that! Not Tokino Minoru, not Secretariat, not even the legendary Eclipse, and you, with no legacy, no background, and some strange, unexplainable science think you can beat all of that? I'll enjoy seeing your story play out, Unihemispherical, but don't be surprised when it ends with you in the hospital or worse!
That's all the time we have. It was nice to meet you, you can at the very least put on a good show!
*The reporter leaves*
......
*Uni clutches the dolphin plush, and also leaves.*
Tazuna, Eliminate them.
Gladly!
...of course, in the legal way. No reporter should speak to new racers like that.