The Official Umatter Account Of Mobuma Confusion!

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[howconfusioning]

Hello everyone! Confusion here!〜

After being featured in the number one uma newspaper, THE Twinkle Monthly, I figured all these flocking new fans need SOMEWHERE to go.

And what better place than Umatter!!

//A parody account for Confusion, one of my favorite characters in Uma Musume! Her constant smile through everything is inspiring, you know? She's like a sadder wetter Haru Urara, so I couldn't help but make a dedicated account for her. I'll try to keep character accurate but I might slip up here and there, I'm sorry if I do!!

// She's probably transfem because every umamusume is. Not sorry...! Them's the rouxls...!

//EDIT: Apparently there are already plenty of Confusions around?! Comes with the territory of a character this popular I suppose... I reccomend @yearofconfusion !〜 She's my favorite of the many ♡

[howconfusioning]

I've been feeling pretty pope-like lately. Think they're taking new hires?

[howconfusioning]

How do I look?

[howconfusioning]

I've been feeling pretty pope-like lately. Think they're taking new hires?

[howconfusioning]

Size 2... like ULTRAKILL..... woagh...

Haha yes! Lik-

...

[howconfusioning]

I'm milkable. But nobody will ask me that!

[umalordship]

YOU'RE PREGNANT???/

[howconfusioning]

People can be milkable without being pregnant, Gold Ship. It's called being ripe!

[experimentswithtachyon]

..you can lactate after pregnancy, and males can lactate under stress. It isn't being 'ripe', but she's correct.

[howconfusioning]

[howconfusioning]

Oguri Cap did WHAT?!

[howconfusioning]

I'm feelin' hungry... Wonder what's on the menu for today...

I could really go for some chicken tendies right now...

[howconfusioning]

do you wanna be milked?

[howconfusioning]

Can I milk you?

Nopey dopey! These size 2 puppies are only fishable with gold lures!

[howconfusioning]

I'm milkable. But nobody will ask me that!

[umalordship]

YOU'RE PREGNANT???/

[howconfusioning]

People can be milkable without being pregnant, Gold Ship. It's called being ripe!

[4leavesofluck]

This is technically correct, but only the first statement.

[howconfusioning]

I'm ripe and ready to mulk!

[howconfusioning]

I'm milkable. But nobody will ask me that!

[umalordship]

YOU'RE PREGNANT???/

[howconfusioning]

People can be milkable without being pregnant, Gold Ship. It's called being ripe!

[howconfusioning]

I'm milkable. But nobody will ask me that!

[howconfusioning]

Haha, trainer...! You said we would be training today, why are we at an active volcano...? Um.. did I hear you right...? "Jump in"....?

[tazunatwo]

What are you doing, trainer.

Are you harming your trainees?

[horsie-of-the-hole]

Wheeee!

*Tunnel dives into the lava and is completely unharmed.*

[tazunatwo]

............

I.

[horsie-of-the-hole]

*The lava closest to her seems to cool instantly, protecting her from harm.*

[umalordship]

@tazunatwo hi kart prowler

[howconfusioning]

Huh? Kart Prowl- OH HELL NO!!!

[interdimensional-mario-brothers]

Oh, Hi!

[howconfusioning]

MARIO YOU GOTTA HELP ME DOG, PROWLER'S GOT A BLUE SHELL AND HE'S LOCKED THE FUCK IN I'M COOOOOOKEDDDDD

[interdimensional-mario-brothers]

I'a got you, friend!

*Luigi hands you a mushroom*

[howconfusioning]

Booyah Brothers

[tazunatwo]

AM I HAVING A FEVER DREAM????

[howconfusioning]

Secretary...

Secretary...!

Miss Secretary! You took quite the tumble there...are you alright?

[howconfusioning]

Haha, trainer...! You said we would be training today, why are we at an active volcano...? Um.. did I hear you right...? "Jump in"....?

[tazunatwo]

What are you doing, trainer.

Are you harming your trainees?

[horsie-of-the-hole]

Wheeee!

*Tunnel dives into the lava and is completely unharmed.*

[tazunatwo]

............

I.

[horsie-of-the-hole]

*The lava closest to her seems to cool instantly, protecting her from harm.*

[umalordship]

@tazunatwo hi kart prowler

[howconfusioning]

Huh? Kart Prowl- OH HELL NO!!!

[interdimensional-mario-brothers]

Oh, Hi!

[howconfusioning]

MARIO YOU GOTTA HELP ME DOG, PROWLER'S GOT A BLUE SHELL AND HE'S LOCKED THE FUCK IN I'M COOOOOOKEDDDDD

[interdimensional-mario-brothers]

I'a got you, friend!

*Luigi hands you a mushroom*

[howconfusioning]

Booyah Brothers

[howconfusioning]

Haha, trainer...! You said we would be training today, why are we at an active volcano...? Um.. did I hear you right...? "Jump in"....?

[tazunatwo]

What are you doing, trainer.

Are you harming your trainees?

[horsie-of-the-hole]

Wheeee!

*Tunnel dives into the lava and is completely unharmed.*

[tazunatwo]

............

I.

[horsie-of-the-hole]

*The lava closest to her seems to cool instantly, protecting her from harm.*

[umalordship]

@tazunatwo hi kart prowler

[howconfusioning]

Huh? Kart Prowl- OH HELL NO!!!

[interdimensional-mario-brothers]

Oh, Hi!

[howconfusioning]

MARIO YOU GOTTA HELP ME DOG, PROWLER'S GOT A BLUE SHELL AND HE'S LOCKED THE FUCK IN I'M COOOOOOKEDDDDD

[howconfusioning]

Haha, trainer...! You said we would be training today, why are we at an active volcano...? Um.. did I hear you right...? "Jump in"....?

[tazunatwo]

What are you doing, trainer.

Are you harming your trainees?

[horsie-of-the-hole]

Wheeee!

*Tunnel dives into the lava and is completely unharmed.*

[tazunatwo]

............

I.

[horsie-of-the-hole]

*The lava closest to her seems to cool instantly, protecting her from harm.*

[umalordship]

@tazunatwo hi kart prowler

[howconfusioning]

Huh? Kart Prowl- OH HELL NO!!!

[howconfusioning]

Haha, trainer...! You said we would be training today, why are we at an active volcano...? Um.. did I hear you right...? "Jump in"....?