The Official Umatter Account Of Mobuma Confusion!

Twinkle Monthly front cover uma, and breaker of a 40 race losing streak! Race record 1-39

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Hello everyone! Confusion here!〜

After being featured in the number one uma newspaper, THE Twinkle Monthly, I figured all these flocking new fans need SOMEWHERE to go.

And what better place than Umatter!!

//A parody account for Confusion, one of my favorite characters in Uma Musume! Her constant smile through everything is inspiring, you know? She's like a sadder wetter Haru Urara, so I couldn't help but make a dedicated account for her. I'll try to keep character accurate but I might slip up here and there, I'm sorry if I do!!

// She's probably transfem because every umamusume is. Not sorry...! Them's the rouxls...!

//EDIT: Apparently there are already plenty of Confusions around?! Comes with the territory of a character this popular I suppose... I reccomend @yearofconfusion !〜 She's my favorite of the many ♡

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Today a guy in a trenchcoat asked me if I was Bridge Comp

Grab me by the ghost and suck my eyes I don't believe in animals, milk comes from the trees

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Today a guy in Heavenly Glow asked me why I was red

We had spaghetti, and long term memory sauce...!

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Today a dog in a trenchcoat asked me when his game would drop

Why, tomorrow of course...!

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Today a guy in a trenchcoat asked me if I was Bridge Comp

Grab me by the ghost and suck my eyes I don't believe in animals, milk comes from the trees

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Today a guy in Heavenly Glow asked me why I was red

We had spaghetti, and long term memory sauce...!

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Today a guy in a trenchcoat asked me if I was Bridge Comp

Grab me by the ghost and suck my eyes I don't believe in animals, milk comes from the trees

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I've decided to get into shipping! Taking inspiration from great himejoshi legends much like Agnes Giggletal and Smeem Glucko

Please tell me if I missed anyone!

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Woah!! I didn't know I was related to Vine Blossom!!! That's so cool!!

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And Skibidi R-

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Skibidi Rizz...???

There's an umamusume out there named Skibidi Rizz??

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I've decided to get into shipping! Taking inspiration from great himejoshi legends much like Agnes Giggletal and Smeem Glucko

Please tell me if I missed anyone!

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I've been feeling pretty pope-like lately. Think they're taking new hires?

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How do I look?

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I've been feeling pretty pope-like lately. Think they're taking new hires?

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Size 2... like ULTRAKILL..... woagh...

Haha yes! Lik-

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I'm milkable. But nobody will ask me that!

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YOU'RE PREGNANT???/

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People can be milkable without being pregnant, Gold Ship. It's called being ripe!

[experimentswithtachyon]

..you can lactate after pregnancy, and males can lactate under stress. It isn't being 'ripe', but she's correct.

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Oguri Cap did WHAT?!

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I'm feelin' hungry... Wonder what's on the menu for today...

I could really go for some chicken tendies right now...

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do you wanna be milked?

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Can I milk you?

Nopey dopey! These size 2 puppies are only fishable with gold lures!

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I'm milkable. But nobody will ask me that!

[umalordship]

YOU'RE PREGNANT???/

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People can be milkable without being pregnant, Gold Ship. It's called being ripe!

[4leavesofluck]

This is technically correct, but only the first statement.

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I'm ripe and ready to mulk!

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I'm milkable. But nobody will ask me that!

[umalordship]

YOU'RE PREGNANT???/

[howconfusioning]

People can be milkable without being pregnant, Gold Ship. It's called being ripe!

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I'm milkable. But nobody will ask me that!