i'm a transformers fan now

mainly lurking, but i am still alive! grey-skies-all-clear [previously greyskiesallclear] on AO3.

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

How does anyone do anything

[divorcedwife]

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

[divorcedwife]

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

[ch4051nth3k1tch3n]

my birthday isn’t on there #erasure

[divorcedwife]

all birthdays are there, don't give up! troubleshooting :

when looking for your birthday, make sure to read the small grey italicized number, not the big orange numbers ; january 14, for example, is on the 25th day of the month of nivôse.

there are three months for each season ; if you're on mobile, you may need to scroll sideways to see the third one.

some birthdays in september are in a special section. that is because the first day of the year is september 22nd, and the last few days of the year before that are special holidays. see :

also, i know i joked about some days being less cool than others, but that's also the point of the calendar : replacing worship of saints with appreciation of the tools and plants that allow us to live. don't feel bad for having topsoil as your day, where would be without topsoil?

[gunsandfireandshit]

[olderandwiserer]

Dildos?🤗

[gunsandfireandshit]

No ❤️

[dogpuppy]

[bippus]

Thinking of succumbing to something later

[depsidase]

[frostedmagnolias]

Brooch

c. 1832

Gold, enamel, hair

Albany Institute of History & Art

[the-quasar-hero]

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

[guardcanine]

[tfoutofcontextcomicedition]

[huariqueje]

Chroma III - Lara de Moor , 2023.

Dutch, b. 1969  -

Oil on canvas , 56 x 39 cm.

[phlegmaphoto]

[newsandstuffisee]

[captain-price-returns]

[r35tart]

I'm tired of editing, boss _(:0 」∠)_

I'm starting to get in my head and overcomplicate things, so I'm going to take a break to clear my mind ) :)

[hornblowershitposts]

It's important to air out the brain... like laundry

[unteriors]

McMillan Street, Yagoona (Sydney), New South Wales.

[viktor-sbor]

Emancipated duels. Photo by Pavel Kurmilev

Baroness Lubinska who presided over the famous duel between Princess Pauline Metternich and the Countess Kielmannsegg in 1892, insisted that the duelists remove their clothing above their waists to avoid infection in the event that a sword pushed clothing into the wound it caused. Being a doctor, the baroness had seen many instances of septic infection in soldiers for this very reason throughout her years of medical training.

[samanthaswords]

“The cause of the duel is reputed to be an argument over arrangements for the Vienna Musical and Theatrical Exhibition.” - I like these ladies.

[breelandwalker]

Skirts: full

Swords: drawn

Titties: out