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Sorry for bleeding everywhere Its because Im gods specialest boy

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

#i went to my gyno and got an in office surgery #then came home and put a moth that decided to die outside my door in the freezer so maybe i can learn to pin it #my mom sent me $500 because she felt bad about how broke i am #i had an interview for a weed store #i took a fat nap #i played the witcher 3 #and then came back to niko’s house #eventful day! :)

senatortedcruz

kuuderecatgirl

you know apparently you're not supposed to give kittens and cats saucers of milk? yeah what you're actually supposed to give them is 1-2 Modelo tall boys. easy mistake to make, happens to the best of us.

HAPPY TOP SURGERY NIKO!!!!! @doctorcurdlejr

#nerd.txt #friend.exe #nerd.jpg

wifegideonnav

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

pidgefudge

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

#another classic posted on my birthday

#sure man whatever you say #nerd.txt

catchymemes

vesrose

Signs you might not be so alive anymore

slopmaster9000

rpfisfine

demadogs

this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.