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maja-paja

thank god for breasts *remembers im atheist* thank science for breasts

eldritch-scrapyard

*remembers I'm agnostic" I don't know who to thank for breasts

kosmicpowers

England isn't a real country, stupid. England is a lie to sell you more Doctor Who

marcymagnolia

most things are very complex machines, even animals <- “smart” thing to say, “irrefutable”

most things are very complex animals, even machines <- “odd”, “incorrect”, “anthropomorphizing”

everything is spiders <- everything is spiders

snoopylovessoup

yorickless-deactivated20260810

and so what if I do? it's a nice room

[oozing blood from my left nostril and twitching] fabric quality has been dropping because it undermines your right to repair

halochewer

[spitting blood through the fingers over my mouth] i-if you knew how easy it is to make and repair clothes and how little it matters to tear clothes, you'd puke

replicated

i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make

not100bees

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.

kholdseid

despazito

anarqueeen

The heros journey keeps trying to get me but ive been unloading an entire clip of 9mm into every mentor that tries to teach me anything. Ive killed 7 wizards this way.