connie fucking springer

((Me too I was laughing so hard everyone in the room was giving me questioning looks))

i’ve woken up my sister and my dad this is not a good sign bc if i wake up my mom im dead

((Omg dON’T WAKE ANYONE ELSE UP PFF))

#not connie cos he cant get hard #but yeah 4.44am but yeah #omg

i am trying my harDEST NOT TO BUT YOU ARE GIVING ME A HARD TIME

please someone draw connie running late for school thinking he's in a scouting legion uniform and rly hot but he's in a school girl uniform oh my god

#i am done #snk #connie springer

My name is Connie Springer, I am a delusional, impotent teenage boy, and today is my first day in the Scouting Legion! Oh shit, I’m late!

When you’re running late you’re supposed to run to class with toast in your mouth

In a school uniform

im going to the scouting legion not fucking high school

You sure?

why the fuck would i not be sure are you saying im delusional

In your introduction you said you were delusional so yeah I guess so

wanna take this outside half-assed shit

((Me too I was laughing so hard everyone in the room was giving me questioning looks))

#its 5am here so #what about u omg

i've woken up my sister and my dad this is not a good sign bc if i wake up my mom im dead

My name is Connie Springer, I am a delusional, impotent teenage boy, and today is my first day in the Scouting Legion! Oh shit, I’m late!

When you’re running late you’re supposed to run to class with toast in your mouth

In a school uniform

im going to the scouting legion not fucking high school

You sure?

#connie is so fucking dumb omg #im done

why the fuck would i not be sure are you saying im delusional

My name is Connie Springer, I am a delusional, impotent teenage boy, and today is my first day in the Scouting Legion! Oh shit, I’m late!

When you’re running late you’re supposed to run to class with toast in your mouth

In a school uniform

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im going to the scouting legion not fucking high school

#done

if you stare at the back of Connie’s bald-as-fuck head long enough, you can see the reflection of your future self

#do u want to die #im dead

My name is Connie Springer, I am a delusional, impotent teenage boy, and today is my first day in the Scouting Legion! Oh shit, I’m late!

When you’re running late you’re supposed to run to class with toast in your mouth

who said i didnt have a fucking piece of potato in my mouth huh

The reason Connie is impotent is because he had a bad childhood memory with homework

And a loss of hair

i got hair u fucking sickass…

That’s obviously because he’s insecure man

Marco quick we gotta help him

How do we help an impotent teenage boy who’s delusional about having hair as a child oh my god

Oh my god But He needs the help

i dont fucking need help i got da weed bros calm down

ur not u when your hungry have a snickers wtf man