to tbh be honest

multifandom blog;  welcome and enjoy !  currently focusing all my attention on not dying from exhaustion, please forgive me

[fantasie-improptu]

[athetos]

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

[1st-1]

Timelapse of Europa & Io orbiting Jupiter, shot from Cassini during its flyby of Jupiter

[russiansandgod]

[funeralmarketsuperstore-deactiv]

please serve her she is very hungry she walked an hour just to get here she has 8 children

[communistbussy]

they’re just confirming that she wants 4

[whitepeopletwitter]

[funnyaminals]

[davykesey]

[zohbugg]

Since I’ve decided to make a tiny R2D2 for my robotics class I spent the morning finding .wav files of the different sounds he makes but the original file names I knew would get confusing

so here I am sitting here psychoanalyzing and personifying as many of them as I can because okay yeah he’s beeping and chirping but what was he feeling

[zohbugg]

much better

[just-shower-thoughts]

Baker is short for bread maker

[just-shower-thoughts]

The brits don’t celebrate thanksgiving cause if they had a holiday for every time they took over another country they’d probably never have to go to work

[shiftythrifting]

you know what time it is babey!!!

[goblinating]

When my vampire boyfriend is over and I’ve had enough of him

[scoutsmoocrew]

Cows are getting a bad rap and it's time to set the record straight: Giving up meat won't save the planet

A UN report claimed that livestock was doing more to harm the climate than all modes of transportation combined, but this isn't the case.

[mad-dyspunktional]

Many people continue to think avoiding meat as infrequently as once a week will make a significant difference to the climate. But according to one recent study, even if Americans eliminated all animal protein from their diets, they would reduce US greenhouse gas emissions by only 2.6%.

According to our research at the University of California, Davis, if the practice of Meatless Monday were to be adopted by all Americans, we’d see a reduction of only 0.5%.

[healthy-purple-sandwich-deactiv]

Shit its almost like the real problem is corporate greed causing mass pollution on an unimaginable scale.

[brysheregrays-moved-deactivated]

I’m 89% caffeine and 11% sad

[zaynzaddy-deactivated20150908]

That equals 101% 😒

[brysheregrays-moved-deactivated]

89 + 11 = 100

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[just-shower-thoughts]

A ghost turning your faucet on and off at night are actually saying “oooooh” instead of “boo” because they died hundreds of years ago and are fascinated with modernization

[bewareofthecar1966]

a girl i know told me how a guy she knows once moved out from his parents, ate nothing but fries and meatballs for HALF A YEAR, and got scurvy. imagine the doctor’s face when this guy shows up with like his gums bleeding and the doc has to fucking say DUDE…. THATS SCURVY…. in this day and age

[bewareofthecar1966]

this is turning into a “how a person i know got scurvy” thread and im so here for this, please share your scurvy stories if you have any

[aquarianconstellations]

the other day someone posted pics from the reddit page r/zerocarbs where these fools only ate meat and 0 vegetables or fruits and all the posts were about various symptoms of scurvy. i died when one literally read ‘i don’t want to start the vitamin C debate again but’

[bewareofthecar1966]

THE VITAMIN C DEBATE

[elidyce]

My mother told me all about scurvy when I was five and trying to resist eating pumpkin and let me tell you it’s been 35 years and I still get nervous if I go for two days without eating a green vegetable. 

I told my own little picky eater about scurvy, rickets etc and now one of her most frequently requested lunch items is baby spinach, closely followed by carrots.

I’m not saying everyone should mildly traumatize their children to make them understand that vegetables are vital to ongoing possession of your teeth and organs, but.. no, that’s exactly what I’m saying. Go for it. 

[ariadne83]

some guys i used to know went on a boys only road trip. they decided they were only going to eat things they could cook on the engine block of the car.

two of them got scurvy. one of them drank so much jagermeister + red bull that he temporarily lost the ability to see in colour.

[dexvoan]

im sorry he what now

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[explicitcherry]

Is that…..

[elliblu-deactivated20190125]

y’all gotta stop outing imortals like this