Call me tin can I dare u

[connors-pet-roomba]

Nines : Hey Gavin, come here for a sec.

Gavin : What do you want, you prick?

Nines : You know what I see?

Gavin : Pure hotness?

Nines : The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder...

[connors-pet-roomba]

Nines : Detective?

Gavin : I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.

Connor : ...like a what?

[connors-pet-roomba]

Hank : What are you doing?

Connor : Drinking lemonade.

Hank : Why? Are you even allowed to do that?

Connor : bEcAuSe I'M sAd! And no.

Hank : ...

Connor : Lieutenant please drive me to Cyberlife... Quick.

[connors-pet-roomba]

Hank : I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or I'm badly hungover...

Connor : Lieutenant, I don't think you could be pregnant to begin with-

Hank : Then we can rule that one out.

[connors-pet-roomba]

Connor : So what do you think about Detective Reed?

Nines : Well his ass is a ten but his personality is only a two, which would average to a six if I wouldn't feel like punching him every five seconds.

Gavin : Fuck you dipshit!

Nines : You see what I mean?

Connor : Yep.

[connors-pet-roomba]

North: Be the chaos you want to see in the world!

Josh: North no-

Markus: I'm trying to figure out how to respond to that...

[connors-pet-roomba]

Gavin: I have five cats now.

Hank: Have you considered starting a global domination firm?

[connors-pet-roomba]

Tina: What happened to your neck?

Gavin: *looks at Nines* Yesterday I pointed at him and said "There goes Mr.Fuckward!"

[connors-pet-roomba]

Hank: I feel like crap and I don't know why-

Connor: Don't know why? You drank whiskey for 9 hours and didn't eat anything. Nothing good was going to come from that.

Hank: Damn...

[connors-pet-roomba]

Gavin: *intensely staring at Nines*

Connor: Detective Reed, are you alright?

Gavin: *sigh* Someone should walk up to him and say "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other androids and the humans."

Connor: ...