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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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my kingdom for warbucks
testing out some new paper that was gifted to me in the giftening yesterday- this was a ‘kicking small object’ prompt from a list of pose prompts
i dont usually troll but every so often i intentionally lead a living, yelping mandrake into base… forgive me
Hello everybody, First of all, a HUGE thanks to everybody participating in the beta right now. We have got so much feedback from you all (almost 12,0...
Hamlet is launching in Early Access on November 8!
my time has come
today’s prompt: ‘you stole my heart’
1) You absolutely must credit me with a link back somewhere if you use my art no exceptions, BUT 2) You are totally free to use my art as an avatar, an icon, a fanmix cover, some RP thing, a reaction...
hey so i let everyone use my art as icons for free without even asking first
if they credit
except i see people using my art as icons and not crediting me all the time. i don’t confront anyone over it*, but if you’re out there, and you know you’re using my art as an icon and you have no credit to me on your blog… change that please??? ty <3
* and neither should anyone else jsyk
“How have you been, Wilson?”
Thought this panel would be fun to animate. Why is Wilson at a party? Who is asking the question? Why have I been dead for so long? Find out the answers to most of these questions by reading the comic this panel originated from, here: https://tapas.io/episode/427269
Original comic is by @itstheblob
this is super awesome!!!
theburglcr
“I’m greedy but not stupid, sweetheart. I know you’re smart enough to learn the difference. Speakin’ of, why don’t ya just build a machine to help you against bees or something?”
“You mean... like a smoke making machine?” Something enough to scare the bees away, not to kill them! Ideally anyway. “A smokachine?”
——This isn’t… gentleman’s work… This is the worst… experiment..!
theburglcr
“Aaaaahahahaha.”
“No~. Pay me and I’ll consider it, egghead.”
“How is getting food not in your favour already? Starve then.”
( x / x ) ( personals / non - rp blogs dont interact !! )
tyrannusumbrarex
“A hobby? Well, I do enjoy chess on the side. But I fear your mind is incapable of understanding such a magnificent game.”
As the demon spoke. he started to pace around, clasping his hands together as he continued to glare at Wilson. If anything, even if the scientist was quite clearly aware of what he was capable of, it still meant that Maxwell could enjoy himself at the other’s expense.
“But hey, you say that watching you suffer is not enjoyable, but have you considered how I really think about it? I find it quite amusing! Amusing to see how your pitiful attempts at surviving only end again and again in the same way. It’s like watching a train wreck… so mesmerizing in its tragedy.
“Chess, you say?” This was no surprise to the scientist, now that he thought of it. It explained the ominous headless chess pieces, the scrap metal clockwork monsters, the chess-board patterns... Now, he could have been going on about how chess is pointless and creates nothing and gets you nowhere but Wilson for now simply hummed, lowered the axe he held and quieted the rage in his head. He had to play this smart -- Maxwell was no laughing matter. A bad move and those Walruses might indeed start raining from the sky.
“Not much of a fan but how hard can it be, really? I never got around it, though. I had no time to waste with such games but you know that. You were watching me. You really don’t have anything better to do, then? Stalking and playing chess. Who are you even playing with?”
theburglcr
“If I run faster than bees, I’m sure y’can run even faster, buddy. Besides, I’m probably allergic to bees or something. Have some compassion for the poor, innocent thief here, will ya.”
“...I will when I see one. Now hit the hive and run.”
There is one thing I always forget whenever I make new blogs- turning on asks.
ANNOUNCE_ACCOMPLISHMENT = “I feel so accomplished!”,
Everyone pay attention to him, he feels accomplished.
ANNOUNCE_ACCOMPLISHMENT_DONE = “If only my friends could see me now…”,
What friends, Wilson
but wait
there’s more
MIGRATION_PORTAL = { GENERIC = “If I had any friends, this could take me to them.”,
he recant
PURPLEAMULET = “It’s whispering to me.”, SACRED_CHEST = {GENERIC = “I hear whispers. It wants something.”, TRINKET_11 = “Hal whispers beautiful lies to me.”, –Lying Robot ANCIENT_STATUE = “It seems to throb out of tune with the world.”, TELESTAFF = “It can show me the world.”, SKELETONHAT = “It gives me terrible visions.”, who, wilson? he’s fine. dont worry about him
The story of Wilson’s hair
"Is this... messing up my hair?"
"How's my hair?"
"That would mess up my hair."
"Messy hair... the terrible price of dryness."
"Hats always ruin my hair."
"I always hate when my hair gets wet and poofy."
"My hair looks good wet... it's when it dries that's the problem."
He talks a lot about his hair.