ConsiderateChikorita

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

i’m still seeing just as much porn on my timeline as before????? lol 

[freshest-memes]

Roman emperor in a lower temperature

[unlimited-nice-works]

Nero below zero

[janeeyreofmanderley]

And I was hoping for ‘Caesar in a freezer’ … (Especially since this is Caesar an he was not an emperor but O do appreciate the rhyme!)

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

While you’re doing your holiday shopping this weekend, might I suggest my book, which makes a great gift??? It includes hilarious comics like this one, featuring my mother in an outfit she’d never be caught dead in IRL. Get it superchillbook.com!

[realfuurikuuri]

Adam went from being bought by Buzzfeed to being bought by Todd Howard

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

I drew this comic before Fallout 76 was announced. Hindsight is 20/20.

[janeeyreofmanderley]

Teacher: Who can tell me who won the Punic Wars?

Benvolio: Not Mercutio, his puns are terrible.

Mercutio: *starts to braid a laurel wreath for Ben in solemn dignity *

[crystalqueer]

My sister said the birds in her town were acting weird and I was like uh-huh whatever and then she sent pictures and

Now I’m terrified.

[charredasperity]

The Birds (1963)

Dir: Alfred Hitchcock

[crystalqueer]

My sister said the birds in her town were acting weird and I was like uh-huh whatever and then she sent pictures and

Now I’m terrified.

[charredasperity]

The Birds (1963)

Dir: Alfred Hitchcock

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

😡

[yallstillhere]

Come get this dick-fil-a

[yallstillhere]

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

[yallstillhere]

One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it

I will fucking find you

[funnyshitaight]

[slime-chunks]

minecraft villager: hrn…

everybody out loud: hrn..

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

you after reading this post: hrn…

[solarsyrup]

Since the two best-selling games of all time are Tetris and Minecraft, I think we can safely say that people fucking LOVE squares

[k25ff]

(art by soup-erb on Tumblr)

[sushinfood]

Excuse the fuck out of all of you but you’re

ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

[aelfcynn]

May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there.

[writetheworldfree]

can’t pass up this kinda karma

[iridessence]

and in your size

[gulaashdemonlover]

[savedby-zero]

Me relaxing after a long day of bloodletting

[soldiers-and-petticoats]

This is a big mood

[confessionsbritishroyals]

[mrlovenstein]

Secret Panel HERE!

[d2ydream]

[happy-radio]

PET THE BOY

[federalchickensoup]

COWARDS THE WHOLE LOT OF YA

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

[marimopet]

what does this say in english

[merinnan]

“Good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named ‘Dane’ who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent”.

[myangelofthelord]

ok so what does it say in american

[merinnan]

“You’re more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider”.

[star-spangled-jackass]

thank you

[you-or-your-memory]

Well rattle my spoons, that don’t make a lick of sense. Wot in tarnation does this hootenanny say?

[flubz]

“If ya mosey on by Australia, you best be fixin’ to get to some fisticuffs more'n checkin fer spiders.”

[operationsc]

This is a Rosetta Stone for a single language