smooth seas dont make good sailors

the universe without music is pointless

[foster-the-morning-deactivated2]

i love people who get excited about stars

[consortingwiththeserpents]

hi that’s me

[ilikechildren--fried-deactivate]

You should be ashamed of yourself for dating someone white. I'm not say you had to date someone black, but you couldn't at least date another POC? An Asian? A Latino? Now, if you have kids, they'll be infected with the demonic, honkey DNA. You need to preserve and honor your bloodline. Stay woke, Black Queen.

[spawnfreak73-blog]

Isn’t this the same kind of thing that the alt right preaches.

[consortingwiththeserpents]

the far left and the far right are the exact same people.

[consortingwiththeserpents]

[consortingwiththeserpents]

It’s time for the United States to start thinking of Iraq as a business opportunity. - Hillary Clinton (2002)

[4fistsphil]

[consortingwiththeserpents]

Damn it!

Lily: As long as you agree to no more scams, no more cons, no more hustles, no more hoodwinks, no more gambits, no more stratagems and no more bamboozles.

Barney: I noticed you left out flim-flams.

Lily: No more flim-flams!

[pchcrew]

how to be a winner

[bambi---eyes-deactivated2017110]

This is so important

[sweeettsugar-deactivated2016061]

bruh 👏🏾😂.

[shadykingnick-deactivated201601]

Home girl boutta schmooze her way through college

[ashweenis]

ranessence tantrummm

[2opinionatedblackgirls]

That discussion board one actually works. Got an A in that portion of my Senior Sem doing that. This is gold.

[kingrudegyalchina]

@thesickestsinner

[trentmaverick]

This is her calling. You can DEFINITELY use the same hacks at your job with a few tweaks here & there!

[theladyofthedarkcastle]

Literally this is how I’ve survived 3.75 years of college. This is gold. This is truth.

[theflyingfoxy]

Passing college like a Slytherin………I love it

[consortingwiththeserpents]

If all of these tricks work so well how come her grade is always iffy and has to use the the final trick every semester?

[wtfsocialjustice]

hahaha no

[illogical-bullshit]

Autism is not a gender. Fucking stop this please. You’re making real autistics look like idiots or fakers or people who make up disorders for attention.

- Mod Jewel

[imaginarybatman]

SYMPTOMS AND DISORDERS ARE NOT GENDERS.

[egalitarian-gamer]

And then they wonder why cis people don’t always take trans people seriously.

[consortingwiththeserpents]

is stupid a gender?

[consortingwiththeserpents]

[staycuteandcozy]

[consortingwiththeserpents]

hey look what song it is.

[what-a-catch-darling]

Anyone else cringe when Jesus said "right off the bat"?

[consortingwiththeserpents]

foreshadowing!

[ladyxgaga]

Lady Gaga talks about the message of her and Diane Warren’s song ‘Til It Happens To You’ on the red carpet at the 88th annual Academy Awards

[badger-actual]

If I recall, those statistics she’s saying are actually wrong.

[consortingwiththeserpents]

I believe they are, but that doesn't matter. this is dumblr. feels not facts.

[eaglebearingmedjay34]

Wow! Okay so now the shootings have come to Kansas? Seriously we need fucking better gun control.

[therevenantrising-deactivated20]

The shooter had felony convictions as well as a history of domestic abuse.

Felons cannot legally purchase or own guns. This is illegal under federal law.

Convicted abusers cannot legally purchase or own guns. This is illegal under federal law.

Murder illegal.

Brandishing a firearm at innocent people is illegal.

What specific gun control law would have prevented this attack?

[undestroyabletoaster]

That was shut down quick

[baka-no-dumbass]

Destroyed.

[hyrulehobbit]

[consortingwiththeserpents]

Leo’s Oscar count.

[sighinastorm]

Would I rather sexually dominate Aubrey Plaza, or have Aubrey Plaza dominate me?

[consortingwiththeserpents]

I think she dominates you, and I don't think you have a choice.

[karmicallydelicious]

[ungratefullittleshit]

“For a brief time in the 70’s, our town was taken over by a cult.”