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Here to remind you that I'm still a skinny legend.

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If I don't get sponsored by A&W sometime soon, I'm going to stop drinking their diet root beer.

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Literally been crying since I put the video up. The love that it's been getting means so much to me, I'm so incredibly happy with it and getting to see my mom happy made it even more amazing. :')

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In this house we wear Gucci.

(I'm literally sweating from how expensive this is. Give me back my holey shirt and shorts please.)

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I'm so excited for this video to come out on Wednesday! I know I say that every video is my favourite but I really mean it this time with this one, I promise.

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Don't you love late night runs to Target?

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we’re extending honesty hour to last the whole weekend. reblog this post to have questions ( anon or not ) sent to your inbox that you have to answer honestly all weekend. 

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Me: That was impulsive. You probably shouldn’t have done that.

Also me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Have I been wearing the same clothes for the last five days or so? Duh. 🙄

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Hey what's up, you guys?

The Queen has finally arrived. I'm Shane Dawson. You may know me as that old YouTuber guy who never showers or the guy who somehow ended up with a controversy or even Tana's dad. I like sitting around doing nothing, drinking diet root beer and spilling tea.

Seriously though, I enjoy making people happy and being the person people can talk to, cause I'm older than most Youtubers and apparently know how to deal with serious situations.

Spill some tea with me at pigquxxn 🐷