will i ever make a sound?

my name is william i like people, places, and things constantcompromising navigation

[fanonical]

“not all men”, you’re right. ex-hogwarts professor and actual ray of sunshine remus lupin would never do this to me, unless james and sirius put him up to it

[albinwonderland]

[constantcompromising]

I’m just here to say that I woke up and put on pants before noon.

Where is my trophy?

[fanonical]

self care is downing a whole bottle of felix felicis and fighting the dark lord behind a mcdonalds at 3am

[constantcompromising]

i know that your face tag is a parks and rec quote but i think about it out of context and you do look like you drink water because you don't look grossly dehydrated. this is what you make me think about, william

Do I know you?

[choppedandfoodnetwork]

the if you watch food network youre gay post is stupid gays don't own everything you know

Reblog if you’re gay, own everything, or just really love food network 

[ballroom-baby]

Send me one "Dear---" and I'll write a letter to this person

[question-meme]

Dear person I hate,

Dear person I like,

Dear ex boyfriend,

Dear ex girlfriend,

Dear ex bestfriend,

Dear bestfriend,

Dear *anyone*,

Dear Santa,

Dear mom,

Dear dad,

Dear future me,

Dear past me,

Dear person I’m jealous of,

Dear person I had a crush on,

Dear girlfriend,

Dear boyfriend,

[seajaee]

Current mood: Bob Belcher saying ‘oh my god’

[xtynaaa]

We all deserve morning sex and pancakes

[cryptid-peaches]

Me during all of June

[leslieknope2k44]

[holmyhan]

I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am

[thekidtheylove-deactivated20180]

Teach ya sons it's okay to cry

[phoenxwright]

im laughinf so hard this guy just asked her on a date in the middle of cutthroat kitchen and everything stops for a sec and her and Alton are judging him so hard

[enigmaticagentalice]

People talk a lot about how Harry Potter taught them about friendship and bravery and love overcoming evil etc and of course I think that’s very important but like…

Harry Potter also taught an entire generation of kids that the news media can’t always be trusted to tell the truth, that the government can often be corrupt or incompetent, that the legal system isn’t always right, that the people in power don’t always have your best interests at heart. That bad things sometimes happen to good people, that your heroes aren’t always as perfect as you think they are, that even those with the best intentions can be wrong, that everyone can make mistakes and that often in order to make things right it takes a lot of hard work and sacrifice.

…and I think in a way that’s every bit as important as the more positive messages.

[prideprejudce]

i don’t think ill ever get over how perfectly casted blaise was in the hp movies like you take one look at louis cordice and you are just like yeah thats blaise fucking zabini mhmm thats 6′1 of slytherin prestige right there and even though he hasn’t seen me yet i know he’s judging me and every life decision that i and my ancestors 500 years ago have made up to this point

[savaagecaabaage-deactivated2021]

I wonder what Hermione did the whole train ride to Hogwarts while Harry and Ron had the flying car

[internetserviceprovider]

Hermione: *plays the trombone*

Crookshanks: *slams the oven door*

[toodrunktofindaurl]

I hate this website for being such a weird inspirational source