Real Kiwi HOURS

fortnite <3

[vanilluxeisok]

[ratfuck]

amber alert issued for the among us babies

[givelifetoaworld]

[everythingfox]

Shower time

[do-you-have-a-flag]

I was so worried the water pressure was going to be high and I was about to watch that frog/toad get BLASTED INTO NEXT TUESDAY

[peachdoxie]

Honestly the queue and schedule post options on Tumblr are extremely underrated. No other major social networking site has the ability to do that with the same ease as Tumblr does, and we've had them for like a decade now. They're fantastic features and Tumblr doesn't get enough credit for having them.

[sgt-innocuous]

I'm actually willing to assert that Tumblr actually has some of the best site functionality:

- queue/schedule system

- tagging that doesn't interfere with the actual content of posts

- the ask/inbox system

- ability to make likes/following lists private

- ability to reblog posts multiple times

- the "Keep Reading" feature

- ability to easily post different media. AFAIK Tumblr is the only social media site that lets you post audio without it being a video.

- dash is always in reverse chronological order

[aethersea]

the ability to almost entirely customize your home page is pretty neat, too

[jb612]

I could go on about this forever but I firmly believe that Tumblr is a remnant from a time before companies figured out how to efficiently monetize social media, and as such it's designed with users instead of advertisers in mind.

That's both why it has continued to have active avid users in spite of a lot of technical /policy issues, and why it hasn't been massively profitable.

I treasure this garbage site.

[sandmandaddy69]

[wallowing-wallflower]

[jomeimei421]

BAM disguises that are maybe a little too hard to see your friend in

[clementiens]

[sudorm-rfslash]

Police vs law enforcement

[synebluetoo]

Look I used to work with tow truck guys and they do not give a fuck. One time the Air Force was doing a recruiting stunt and they decided to bring a plane as like…a prop? I dunno and they parked it in a 20 minute loading zone and 21 minutes later my coworkers IMPOUNDED THE PLANE.

[synebluetoo]

Have you ever had an Air Force general call your office and bitch? He did not expect the tow truck guys.

[hollowtones]

what even is gruel like I hear about it but I don't think i've ever seen it

It’s like oatmeal but they use a lot more liquid so it’s much thinner. I only want to talk about squirrels right now, so please don’t

ask me about other stuff for a while. Sorry I posted my image in the middle of my sentence by accident.

[hollowtones]

I don’t to move my image, because it’s funny like this. I found my image in Wikipedia when I search for gruel there & I didn’t make it.

[hollowtones]

Right.

[littlelopfemme]

begging str8ies to stop calling v feminine celebrities w a full face of makeup & heels "butch" just bc their stylist gave them a fitted power suit to put on for some interview

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

[lrrooc]

[dasebeleren]

people tagging this as breaking bad do you know how funny you are

[gogopri-deactivated20241226]

Video Games

[yourlocalviking]

Was nobody gonna tell me they had a storyboard of Dolores reenacting the velociraptor kitchen scene with Bruno and Mirabel?!

I mean look at this

Hilarious

[floridakilo]

i hate mental illness diagnosis. what happened to just being quirky and misunderstood

[h0ggtied]

being quirky don't get u tht Addy scrip !!

[floridakilo]

wait period i’m obsessed with you.

[lelouch]

[xignis]

i bet none of you were ready to see this image in HD

[umbralreaver]

Fun thing I learned today. On Wikipedia's List of Cetaceans, where a photo is missing it says [cetacean needed]

[airandangels]

[runcibility]

(x)

[cipheramnesia]

Wearing the clown shoes but insisting it's because he's joining the circus not because he's performing at birthday parties.

[veeranger]

did you hear mark zuckerberg renamed facebook to ligma

[kuipernebula]

what’s facebook

[veeranger]

[supergameboytwo]

what’s facebook

[veeranger]

[zonesoftime]

who the hell is mark zuckerberg

[veeranger]

[tabloidsores]

someone needs to stop this blue guy

[veeranger]