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literally the only difference between terriers and herders to me is that if a terrier is bored they cause problems on purpose and it’s with the purpose of starting a fight (metaphorically). herders cause problems on purpose as well but it’s with a goal of like. white collar crime. terriers would start a bar fight out boredom just for the sheer glee of chaos and bc they wanna smash a bottle of vodka on someone’s head. herders would do stock manipulation for fun. just to see if they could

#as someone who owns a corgi… yeah she would

purplepenguintime

the petrova task force runs out of money and Stratt has to sell Grace to one direction

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

caustic-pixie

OP the tags!!

kaylmao

shh don’t worry catholics aren’t real

thank god. i mean thank something else

teaboot

“Do you ship...” Buddy I will ship almost anything if I think about it too long. I love love and situations

fireflysummers

My friend's been getting me to watch episodes of Game Changer, and I think Sam Reich might be some kind of Fae Trickster, and Brennan Lee Mulligan is trying to prove that fact with the same energy as Dib from Invader Zim.