His Eyes, His Ties, His Lies

Hello! Welcome to my trash pit! I write White Collar fanfics over on AO3 as ConsultingCaffrey. You can ask me anything you like!

[mycatwalkspassme]

It's canon (jkjk)

[starrforms]

< How to raise Neal Caffrey 101 >

[just-your-average-tangerine]

[strang-est]

dead fandom?? not on my watch!!!!

[just-your-average-tangerine]

Is it just me or has he definitely been chewing on that cup?

[wlcrobin]

I think this is the moment that really sealed the fate. The look of absolute hopeless horror on his face as he realises that no matter what he does, how much he gives up, he will never be more than a criminal. Never.

This is the man who gave up on his freedom for Peter and Elizabeth. This is the man who risked his lives for them, more times than they can count. If you treat him as a criminal, he will never have a reason not to be.

Brb, I am crying

[wowthatsextra]

he's so real

[mycatwalkspassme]

Miss it every time Neal turns completely jealous possessive bitching about Peter daring to lay eyes on any other criminal and daring to think they have anything to be smarter than the one he caught

[whitecollarrenaissance]

“the inciting event for white collar (2009) seasons 2 and 3,” redbubble and ransom notes on stainless steel, 2026

[star-sorceress]

mozzie + textposts

[aropride]

3.08 - as you were

[disgruntled-roomba]

Neal sassily yanking up his pant leg to reveal an FBI issued ankle monitor will never not be funny

[girlfailurefrancis]

this show is very very good

[wowthatsextra]

you are fucking with me. this is an actual shot from the finale.

[wowthatsextra]

my favourite thing about reaching s2 in my rewatch is seeing diana berrigan on my screen again

[tocappuccinosintheclouds]

(x)

[myfairkatiecat]

Reminder that Neal is canonically in Paris and that the last we heard of him was that for some reason the Louvre upgraded its security. Just sayin