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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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bliss lane
#extradirty
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hello vonnie
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Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
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@consultingnargles-blog
does anybody else just like
research things for fun
like you’re curious about something so you go read the whole wikipedia article on it and then read all the stuff the wikipedia article references and go to the library and read some books on it until you have all this new knowledge about a subject that actually has no real bearing on your life you were just kind of interested in something
If you become a vampire do you automatically become a very sharp dresser or is that a skill that you develop over time. are there novice vampires meandering around in aeropostale shirts and khaki pants
Darcy is the only known person who can drink Thor under the table. No one knows her secret - except Loki, who takes mental notes every single time he is around the two and alcohol.
Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif
and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this
Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
Which one of you assholes brought this back
Every time i see this it hurts my tummy
May 1 2014 - Nigel Farage, leader of the racist UK Independence Party gets egged.
The man who threw the egg was holding a placard which said: “UKIP… sad, scared, old men”. He was put into a patrol car by police and driven away.
The protester, who gave his name as Fred from Nottingham, said he had carried out the attack because he did not agree with UKIP’s policies.
He told the BBC: “Egg-throwing is a well established form of political protest in this country. I saw the guys outside the town hall about 10 minutes ago. I went to Tesco, bought some eggs.”
look at the fucking girl behind them though
All of these women are Jewish. Let’s not erase that.
since I’ve never seen someone actually post the song on tumblr
LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VERSION OF THIS SONG
laptopped:
imagine banana with any other vowel
bununu
benene
bonono
binini
bynyny
since when was y a fucking vowel
A e i o u /AND SOMETIMES Y/ Uncultured swine
is that some american shit because y is not a fucking vowel also dont you dare insult me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mortLgRlPV4
THIS WAS THE ONE CLIP OF ROBOT CHICKEN THAT MADE ME ALMOST PASS OUT FROM LAUGHING SO HARD AND FOR SO LONG
This was the first robot chicken episode I had ever seen and I died. So glad this gif though has it uncensored which makes it better
When you hate your essay so much you don’t even want to proof read it
Who let Sasuke and Sakura procreate? Does that look like the face of mercy?!
Sasuke: I am Sasuke, last of the mighty Uchiha clan. A prodigy among many is nothing but average among my people. I have survived a massacre, defeated legendary ninja, fought with power surpassing all Kages, and defeated the Goddess Kaguya, saving the world. All but one are beneath my skill, power, and genius.
Sakura: But what do we name this kid?
Sasuke: ...
Sasuke: ...Salad.
Uchiha Sarada without glasses.
Headcanon that Naruto taught Bolt all he knew about how to prank and now it’s all backfired on him.
Stop saying that Naruto is a bad father!
You obviously don’t get the point of being Hokage.
Look at Hiruzen:
Even when he wasn’t related by blood to other shinobi in his village he still found them as his most precious and most important family. Because that’s what Hokage should be like. When you are a Hokage it doesn’t matter if you are married and have children or not. You love your village and you care about every one person in it.
Then look at Minato:
You can clearly see that also Minato knew that village is as important as family. He sacrificed himself and Naruto’s future (without parents) to village.
And now Naruto:
See? With what he does now, all the people in that village are like family. And Naruto obviously can’t still be only a father. He has to take care of the whole village. It’s normal that he’s busy. But he definitely loves and cares about his children so much. And I bet when he comes home he spends as much time with his wife and children as possible. Just look at how he put a hand on Boruto’s head. Doesn’t it remind you of something?
salada
sakura: sasuke. where have you been? i gave birth while you were off being emo in the forest or something
sasuke: well i was off being emo in the forest or something, probably contemplating why i'm in a relationship because i'm clearly aro/ace
sakura: well. since you were gone i just kind of gave up like i did when we married. our daughter represents our loveless marriage.
sasuke: what did you do
sakura: i ate salad for weeks, sasuke. because there's nothing else for me. i ate so much fucking salad.
sasuke: what
sakura: our daughter's name is salad
sasuke: ok sounds good i'm gonna go again
