One Watermelon, Fresh from the Manure Fields.

Dany - 23 - Seattle

[bakwaaas]

‘dominant’ men are only nice as a fantasy... in reality don’t ever tell me what the fuck to do

[byunbaekhyunie]

[mothurs]

we all have that one person who just ruins your day by being alive 

[rarnon]

for me its myself

[pettydavis]

straight ppl dont get to call us pillow biters and rug munchers and ass bandits and sodomites and faggot and d*** and every other disgusting name you can think of for a lesbian or gay person—for literal decades—and then try to call themselves tops and bottoms just cuz they like pegging like. im not doing it. im not allowing it

[helloserotonin]

[cantabilechaos]

Being a kid was so fucking funny we’d just go around lying to each other’s faces constantly to impress each other one of my classmates told me he was the first person to visit the sun and when I asked him what it was like to prove he was lying he said he didn’t remember because they sent him there when he was just a baby and to this day the mental image of NASA launching an unsupervised baby into the sun still makes me crack up

[luckgandor-remaking-deactivated]

toon link is the best link because he’s canonically a very young child and he’s just. out here with an engineering degree and a boat just fucking around entirely unsupervised with a ghost who’s also like 12

[owlet]

after all that she’s been through i can’t be mad

[littlebirdofprey]

animal crossing hits different when you're depressed

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thecryptkeeper]

academia? like the nut?

[bacco-malato-deactivated2020080]

[lyingfigure]

🤲 drop em

[tartsartsnfarts]

[sheryl-lee]

I spoke in the car about the hole at the center of this donut. And, yes, what you and Harlan did that fateful night seems at first glance to fill that hole perfectly. A donut hole in a donut’s hole. But we must look a little closer. And when we do, we see that the donut hole has a hole in its center - it is not a donut hole at all, but a smaller donut with its own hole, and our donut is not whole at all!

KNIVES OUT (2019) dir. Rian Johnson

[rslashrats]

[watcherscrown]

On this 4th of july i would like to boost my tribe’s bee farm!! https://iowaybeefarm.com/ is their website! They sell honey, beeswax products, giant jars of bee pollen, lip balms and lotions!

pretty much everything is really cheap (much cheaper than it should be) and you can get a whole gift basket for 35 bucks!

[cherrydanish]

a picture that’s worth a thousand words

[stimman4000]

bro if you cheat at mario kart again we’re gonna have to kick you out of the polycule

[nightcoremoon]

if your relationship is fragile enough to be broken because of a video game, and you consider it a ~special club~, maybe you should work on your monogamous relationships first :P

[stimman4000]

voting someone off the polycule every week like it’s Survivor

[8bitgirl]

You are the weakest twink... goodbye

[thrusticus]