continue stripping your reboiled cabbage

28 generalized meme Fuckery.

[abyssalco]

different gar/dachshund mixes with more/less dachshund. Always 100% wiener, of course.

[fabledshadow]

@elodieunderglass I love them!!!

[elodieunderglass]

What a lovely idea!

[creatingblackcharacters]

Yasuke (Assassin's Creed Shadows)

See, with all the antiblack racism we've been put through over this man's sheer existence, is proof enough that he's excellent Black character design. Everyone rise and give Yasuke a standing ovation right NEOW-

[radiant-7]

The problem isn't him being black it's nobunaga making him a samurai when there's no historical proof of that

[creatingblackcharacters]

Is there historical proof of Ezio fighting the pope

[fandomsandfeminism]

Also, to be clear- the historical Yasuke was definitely a samurai.

Like, I guess we can sit here and split hairs over if there's an actual difference between a "true" samurai and a warrior retainer who is given a name and sword by the Shogun, but like. Let's be so for real. He was a samurai.

The Shinchō Kōki of the Sonkeikaku Bunko (尊経閣文庫) archives states:

It was ordered that the young black man be given a stipend (扶持, fuchi), named Yasuke, and provided with a sword (さや巻, sayamaki), and a private residence. At times, he was also entrusted with carrying the master's weapons.

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

"when i was your age, netflix came to our house in the mail" never gets old. they don't believe you, because they can't, because they cannot conceive the apparatus by which this would be true. but it is true. they mailed me season 1 of the sopranos with stamps. with fucking stamps man

[sacred-portal]

[alttxt]

[ottermatopoeia]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[allosexistnonsense]

you can't defend bi people by saying "we shouldn't assume things about people based on their label"

and then immediately turn around and say that orientation preferences are weird "unless it's asexuals"

because it sure sounds like you're assuming things about us based on our label.

there is no non-allosexist reason to exclude all aces from your dating pool, just like there's no non-monosexist reason to exclude all bi+ people from your dating pool.

of course a sex-repulsed ace and an allo for whom sex is very important probably wouldn't work out. but this can even happen between two aces if one of them does like sex. or an ace who likes sex might work out with an allo. or they work out because the allo doesn't really care about sex. it's almost like orientation labels describe attraction and not practice, and you still need to communicate instead of just going "no aces" or "no bis".

if your argument is "this bigoted thing is wrong unless it's done to this specific marginalised group", think again on whether you really wanna say that out loud.

i'm more than tired of allosexism from fellow bi+ people and our supposed allies. learn to defend bi+ people without throwing others under the bus. there's so much more allosexism coming from bi+ people than monosexism from aces. this is why bi aces (and aros) don't feel safe or welcome with you all.

[derekscorner]

Since Thursday our politicians have been trying to rush the 'Kids Online Safety Act' (KOSA) and SCREEN acts alongside 15 other bills through committee in order to censor the internet while lying about it being for child safety. It was such laws that allowed the UK, Australia, and Europe to become the hellholes they are where youre arrested for mean posts.

Sadly, our same leaders are also trying to repeal Section 230 alongside these bills. What Section 230 does, in simple terms, is categorize stuff you make online as part of your freedom of speech.

If they aren't stopped they will strip that from you. Be wary.

[unshackledhorusshitpostbot]

Sorry for the non lancer post but if KOSA or the Screen ACT passes, if section 230 is repealed, it will be apocalyptic for tumblr and any site like it.

Bad Internet Bills

All of the bad internet bills. One website.

this site provides good resources to help you fight this if you're an american

[qqchurch]

the extremely unrealistic transition goal of wanting to have a big fluffy tail

[qqchurch]

perhaps there might be still some hope yet...

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[zarpaulus]

[anarchistmemedistro]

the WHAT

[kitch-n-sync]

@hisscrisprcas9 shoutout! Love your work! :)

u/Living-East-8486 on Reddit

[anarchistmemedistro]

[un-monstre]

In hindsight being a “gifted kid” is so funny. You have substantial difficulties with socializing and fine motor skills but we’re going to ignore that because you’re really good at reading chapter books

[emobanana22]

Being not a teenager on this app feels exactly like this fr

[localairport]

We're moving our clocks forward to get this damned year over with.

[localairport]

Happy New Year!

[localairport]

I want to go back. This is not any better.

[fluentisonus]

the thing wrt a lot historical marriage is like. even if you as a woman are married to the nicest sweetest most well intentioned guy you are still permanently stuck with someone who has near-total legal/personal/sexual control over you. like even if he doesn't do anything with that I would still go crazy being in that situation

[hypokeimena]

#straight up nightmare. #anyways re the prev post this is why I support adultry in this situation bc like even if your husband is great. being a woman stuck in the #patriarchal institution of marriage is enough to justify it. #one (1) precious instance of a relationship you can have of your own volition just because you want it

[fryuitcup]

I got news for ya

[kotortwo]

oh that gap in my resume? i was imprisoned by the lizard king for a few years, it was a whole thing. big misunderstanding, completely exonerated. but that ties into the next item on the list, 2 years as consort to the lizard king. that was actually a volunteer situation

[useyourimagination2020]

(via Pin on AKIRA)

[kotortwo]

oh that gap in my resume? i was imprisoned by the lizard king for a few years, it was a whole thing. big misunderstanding, completely exonerated. but that ties into the next item on the list, 2 years as consort to the lizard king. that was actually a volunteer situation

[thebibliosphere]

The internet is a weird place because I just stumbled across one of my own posts on Facebook, and a few people underneath were talking about how they follow me and love my “content” because I don’t let my multiple disabilities stop me, and I’d just like to say becauseI can’t say it on Facebook without giving away my govt name: what a crock of shit.

I post constantly about how my multiple disabilities hinder me and have actively prevented me from working consistently.

My disabilities prevent me from doing things constantly, because they are disabling. That’s the reality of being disabled.

I don’t do things to overcome my disabilities; I achieve things alongside my disabilities at a pace that does not harm me mentally or physically because I am done with pushing limits. I tried. It almost killed me. I will not do it again, so that temporarily abled people will think better of me for keeping pace with them, or can feel inspired, or whatever the fuck.

And maybe you didn't mean it to come across like that, but please don’t erase what I accomplish alongside my disabilities, not in spite them. And especially please, if you’re also disabled, chronically ill, or just plain old struggling because the world is a dumpsterfire, don’t use me to guilt yourself into doing more.

I would never tell you to push through pain or fatigue for the sake of wildly unsustainable productivity because that shit’ll kill you.

If you do not rest, your body will make you rest. Trust me. I get to live in the ruins of what's left of mine.

[localairport]

The sages have forteold the future of air travel is a conveyor belt of flying snakes.