The World May Never Know

Quotes from things I watch taken out of context

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"I think you can do anything, as long as you're prepared to be yelled at for it."

— Nathan

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"This would be like putting a person inside of plastic packaging being like 'they are protected from dust!' They do look a little warm though."

— Lexi

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"Rule zero: Do not be on fire!"

— Lexi

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A few cells will implant themselves in their uterine wall, and then 40 years later he'll be like "I have a staff meeting I have to go to."

-Hank Green

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"Here's our B-plot — our potentially denotative B-plot."

-JayMoji

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Skip: "I have an otter!"

Jay: "You have a member of Congress."

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"I almost died for a Ritz cracker!"

- Jeremy Dooley

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"I die. I Q-tip. I die again."

[sephiramy]

me messaging a casual acquaintance: hello, how are you?

me messaging a best friend w/zero lead-in:

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"Every time you look at a shark, your ear whispers to your nose, 'That could've been us.'"

— Ze Frank

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"You know times must be tough when your biscuits start getting model numbers."

— Dylan

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"I'd drop the mic, but I clipped it to my shirt, so now I have to drop myself."

— Zach Freedman

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"We need a new tripod that's not gummed up with eggs and paint and, uh... thermite."

— Gavin Free

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"We need a new tripod that's not gummed up with eggs and paint and, uh... thermite."

— Gavin Free

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It’s that time of year, again!

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"When in doubt, draw your blorbo and sing Third Eye Blind"

—Drawfee

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"Don't piss off a piece of sand moving at a hundred million times the speed of light."

– Gray