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NOW THAT MY BLOG IS SET UP I CAN FINALLY SPEAK. GREETINGS TO EVERYONE THAT STUMBLES UPON THIS. CONSIDER THIS TO BE THE FIRST OF MANY POSTS THAT WILL BE CREATED FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT.

I'M VANTAS, AND I OFFER THE WARMEST OF GREETINGS.

Welcome to the official post for the timeline! It's an alternate post-canon universe where anything goes and the rules don't matter.

[windsockk] - John Egbert [bronzedbull] - Tavros Nitram [contentiousness] - Karkat Vantas [pawsandclaws] - Nepeta Leijon [mthrfcker] - Gamzee Makara [sepiidarex] - Feferi Peixes

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ON THAT NOTE, I *AM* AROUND, I JUST USUALLY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING REMOTELY INTERESTING TO POST ABOUT.

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LET'S SEE, WHAT CAN I UPDATE MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS ABOUT TODAY? WORK HAS BEEN THE SAME OLD SONG AND DANCE. FEFERI HAS DONE A GREAT JOB MAKING SURE THAT MY CO-WORKERS AREN'T HORRIBLY HEMOIST.

I USE HER NAME INSTEAD OF HER TITLE BECAUSE THE LAST TIME I USED HER TITLE SHE LOOKED VISIBLY UPSET AND ASKED ME IF WE WERE STILL "FRONDS".

(WE ARE.)

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@data2ponge replied to your post “IT'S A WONDERFUL DAY WHEN I GET PRAISED SO HIGHLY...”:

that'2 great, man. you de2erve iit.

​YEAH, YOU KNOW, I REALLY DO DESERVE IT. NICE THINGS SHOULD HAPPEN TO ME MORE OFTEN.

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IT'S A WONDERFUL DAY WHEN I GET PRAISED SO HIGHLY BY FEFERI. REALLY SQUEEZES THE PUSHER.

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HEY. I'M STILL ALIVE AND KICKING. I'VE JUST BEEN REALLY BUSY WITH WORK.

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

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THOSE BROWNIES HAVE BEEN DEMOLISHED, BY THE WAY.

SOMEONE HELP ME CONVINCE JOHN TO MAKE MORE.

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I HOPE EVERYONE IS HAVING A NICE END OF THE WEEK.

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I'VE BEEN SWORN TO AN OATH OF TRUTHFULNESS IN THE CASE OF HEMOIST BEHAVIOR AND HAVE THUS BEEN DUBBED A *SNITCH* BY MY FELLOW ADVISORS. ON THE PLUS SIDE, FEFERI'S LADY IN WAITING GAVE ME A BOX OF CHOCOLATES THIS MORNING TO SHARE WITH JOHN.

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I have not! I would love to read that one. Are you a fan of the paperback romances, too? I have quite a few I would be happy to let you borrow!

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OH THAT SOUNDS LOVELY, YES, I'D BE INTERESTED IN TRADING PAPERBACKS. WE COULD MAKE A BOOK CLUB OUT OF IT!

[amorouscasanova]

my apologies. i vwasnt familiar vwith your game...

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#if I evwer call u stupid #you're allowved to showv up at my hivwe and beat my ass vwith a book.

I'LL TAKE YOU UP ON THAT. DOES IT MATTER THE HEFT OF THE BOOK? CAN I BEAT YOU WITH MY 1000+ COPY IN MICROPRINT?

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@amorouscasanova replied to your post “I'M OFF THE CLOCK, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. YES,...”:

that's so many chapters holyshit

​IT'S NOT NEARLY THE MOST THAT I'VE READ. NOT EVEN CLOSE. I HAVE ANOTHER THAT'S REACHED 1000+.

[graviconscientia]

I would love to know what else you are reading- Our tastes seem to be very similar, and I am always interested in new recommendations!

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HAVE YOU READ "THE FINAL-BOSS PRINCE IS SOMEHOW OBSESSED WITH THE CHUBBY VILLAINESS: REINCARNATED ME"? IT'S A BIT DARKER THAN AVERAGE BUT IT'S VERY CUTE.

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@graviconscientia replied to your post “I'M OFF THE CLOCK, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. YES,...”:

I have been reading "Divorcing My Tyrant Husband" and "I'm The Queen In This Life" and "Not Your Typical Reincarnation Story", which is not a great title, but the story is EXCELLENT. Not 400+ chapters of any of them, though...

​OH THOSE ARE EXCELLENT READS. I'VE LOST COUNT OF HOW MANY STORIES I'VE READ AT THIS POINT BUT IT'S GOOD TO KNOW THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE ON THIS HELL SITE WITH SUCH EXQUISITE TASTE.

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I'M OFF THE CLOCK, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

YES, IT'S TIME FOR THE LATEST CHAPTER OF "I BECAME THE SWEETHEART OF THE UNBELIEVABLY DEADLY SECOND MALE LEAD".

IF YOU HAVEN'T READ IT, YOU SHOULD. WE'RE 432 CHAPTERS IN AND I'M OBSESSED.

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@data2ponge replied to your post “SOLLUX AND I JUST PASSED EACH OTHER IN THE HALLS...”:

lol.

​DON'T YOU FUCKING *LOL* ME. IT'S NOT FUNNY, IT'S TRAGIC.