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starter for my bae - @kojiscorner
“ hmmm would you look at that... yugo baranov is dead- allergic reaction to some peanuts that managed to find their way into his dish... how... unfortunate. ” the dull glow of her phone screen fades as she turns her attention to vasily. “ we should send our condolences for this absolute tragedy. “
cont. - @twilightttv
“ hmmm. maybe i’ll marry him, have a child or two with him. “ amusement pulls at her dark stained lips as she watches the girl before her.
twilightttv:
She’s still got the hammer in hand, though she shows no signs to keep hitting shit, “…….but this is fun “
there’s a moment of silence, as zehia struggles to not acknowledge the truth of the statement. “ true as that may be, i now have to find a new coffee table. “
okay please reblog this if you are happy to write lengthy threads with long, complicated plots and multiple non-player characters, whilst driving the plot forward on a mutually-responsible, mutually-beneficial basis, sometimes winged and sometimes not, using the “yes and” technique to build a story
“ hmm. i think the most fascinating thing about that story is how you think i care. ”
“ you’ll find there is very little i won’t do to get what i want. “
“ if you wanted to get my attention, dear, there are much better ways of it. “
starter call
gotta go to bed, but starter call for tomorrow!
dcfctivc:
She grumbled incoherent nonsense as she pulls the blankets back over her head
“ cir, i will not ask again and you will not like what i will do if you do not listen. wake up. ”
kojiscorner:
“I know this disappoints you, but I simply have no plans to be subservient or dependent on anyone one else to see my machinations come to fruition. Dinner with your brother will not be done for the sake of my ambitions, Zehia. It shall be done simply because you wish it so.”
“ you could never disappoint me, my love. i do not wish for you to be subservient to anyone, let alone my father or family. “ she cupped a gentle hand at his jaw, thumb brushing over his cheek. “ i will bring my brother for dinner and have my chef make us a feast fit for a meeting of kings. ”
( * & . — THE GOOD PLACE SENTENCE STARTERS / PART 2 .
‘ and then i remembered … i’m a naughty bitch . ’
‘ because i love you … i think . no , i’m pretty sure . yeah , i love you . ’
‘ birth is a curse . existence is a prison . ’
‘ girl , you are a messy bitch who loves drama and i’m into it . ’
‘ holy motherforking shirtballs . ’
‘ i am revved up and ready to learn . my brain is horny ! ’
‘ i came to apologize . there … i did it . i apologized . ’
‘ i could kill them right now and , you know , that would be easy . ’
‘ i could never get close to anyone . i never even told a boyfriend i loved him . ’
‘ i don’t know how to describe it … like , a different zone of time . no , that sounds stupid . a different clock land . ’
‘ i don’t know how to tell you this , but i’m dying . i mean , we’re all dying , slowly . when you think about it , we started dying the day we were born . ’
‘ i don’t know , man . maybe just tell her that you’re gay . ’
‘ i don’t need you to respond because i know you have trouble saying how you feel . ’
‘ i feel like you always understand about 20% of what’s happening . ’
‘ i got a flu virus named after me because i kissed a bat on a dare . ’
‘ i just have some worries , as well as some concerns that could potentially turn into outright fears . oh , there they go . they are fears now . ’
‘ i love you . and i don’t need you to respond because i know you have trouble saying how you feel . ’
‘ i was a good person for six months . that’s like five years . ’
‘ i wasn’t worth changing for . ’
‘ i will literally see you all in hell . ’
‘ in the words of my actual friends : ya basic ! ’
‘ is everything okay ? i mean , other than , you know … everything . ’
‘ is this why you came here ? to scold me on the metric system ? ’
‘ i’m gonna eat all this chili … and / or die trying . do you want any ? ’
‘ i’m gonna miss you , bud . ’
‘ i’m outtie , see ya in hell ! ’
‘ i’ve gained a lot of new skills recently . for example , i learned how to be passive aggressive . totally fine that you guys didn’t notice . ’
‘ love isn’t a triangle , it’s a five dimensional blob . ’
‘ more guys should be bi . it’s 2018 . it’s like , get over yourselves ! ’
‘ none of your exes have gotten over you . ’
‘ oh no ! now the thing i said after we kissed will always be ‘ hot diggity dog . ’ oh well , it was an honest reaction and i stand by that . ’
‘ somehow , i never want to leave you . ’
‘ that broke me . i’m done . ’
‘ that’s not a present . that’s just common decency . ’
‘ the other possible medical diagnosis is that you’re just a bit of a dick . ’
‘ their bodies are made very poorly . they’re mostly goo and juice . you just take the juice out and then they’re dead . ’
‘ there’s no point to anything and you’re just gonna die so do whatever ! ’
‘ ugh , of course your hugs are amazing . ’
‘ wasn’t he banned from disney world for biting buzz lightyear ? ’
‘ what a creep . why was i friends with him ? ’
‘ whatever progress i have made it’s because you and i have become friends . ’
‘ whenever anyone tells me a story about their life i imagine all the people as being super hot . otherwise i quickly lose interest . ’
‘ who the hell is this chick ? ’
‘ why do bad things always happen to mediocre people who are lying about their identity ? ’
‘ why is it every time a new thing is invented humans immediately try to use it for porn ? ’
‘ yeah , i love you . ugh , that’s embarrassing . i feel so itchy . ’
‘ you are too selfish to ever be a good person . ’
‘ you got it , you piece of ... butt . ’
‘ you need to ghost her . disappear . block her number . bonus : anything she left in your apartment is now legally yours . ’
‘ you are brilliant , charming , obviously gorgeous . ’
‘ you’re my friend . that’s why i can’t kill you . ’
Do me a favor. Reblog this if you welcome the use of ask memes as icebreakers between characters that have never, or rarely, interacted before.
kojiscorner:
“Do not forget: I intend to have my own considerable empire well established by that point. While I will not needlessly make enemies out of would be allies, I do not intend to, nor have I any need to play nice for anyone. Still, I can manage to entertain a simple evening’s dinner.”
zehia pursed her lips, fingers freezing at the tip of his shoulder. “ you catch more flies with honey, vasily. but- as you say, you will be successful with or without my family adoring you as i do. “
kojiscorner:
He lets out a heavy sigh, not interested in the least in such mundane concerns, but he knows well that he must be kept informed of the minutia of Zehia’s activities. “If you must. So long as the business I need you to attend to in the morning is completed.”
“ you should be friendly with him, my love. well- as friendly as you can be. “ a smirk pulled at her lips, fingers trailing gently across his shoulders. “ in the future he is going to have control of one of the longest established empires in this age. better now to cement yourself in his heart than to hover on the outskirts in the future. ”
starter - @kojiscorner
“ i have a nail appointment tomorrow, and then haluk is in town. we’re going to get lunch and then he’ll be offically informing me of his wife’s pregnancy. should i bring him by for dinner tomorrow? ”
starter - @estrangedcoin
“ so you’re the silly little girl thinking to challenge the table. ”
