contrariaN creativE Caboodle

A potpourri of perishable prose and pixels.

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Image Credit: The Weird Wunderkin - Copyright © 2013 contrariaN creativE

I've got a monkey on my back, either that, or a frigging furry critter who's riding on my tail and won't let go until I give him a lemon lollypop!

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Image Credit: Surprising Squirrel - Copyright © 2013 contrariaN creativE

If the gods send nuts to those who have no teeth, I guess I'll get my fill of fungi and fruit today 'cause I forgot to wear my wretched dentures.

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Image Credit: Not-Your-Average-Nautilus - photo by contrariaN creativE

One wonders what the destiny of this surreal submersible craft might be given the fact that it remains landlocked on a utility pole.

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Image Credit: Summer Season Wreath - photo by contrariaN creativE

As Mother took her brood out to the beach, Father was having a meltdown thinking about the cost of this summer vacation in a godforsaken place called the Dillytop Duck Pond Spa & Resort. 

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Image Credit: Subtlety - contrariaN creativE

"Human subtlety will never devise an invention more beautiful, more simple or more direct than does nature, because in her inventions nothing is lacking, and nothing is superfluous." - Leonardo da Vinci

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Image Credit: Abstract Art in Nature - contrarian creativE

Nature reminds us that the mystery of life is revealed in going with the flow.

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Image Credit: At the Threshold - photo by contrariaN creativE

"The teacher who is indeed wise does not bid you to enter the house of his wisdom but rather leads you to the threshold of your mind." - Kahlil Gibran

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Image Credit: Orso Oliphant - photo by contrariaN creativE

One vagrant visitor on Government Street can't bear the thought that Victoria, B.C., his favorite tacky tourist trap, is now the recipient of the "Boring City Award"!

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Image Credit: Moby Dick - contrariaN creativE

I'm having a whale of a time, how about you?

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Image Credit: Reflection on Springtime - photo by contrariaN creativE

"You can cut all the flowers but you can't stop the spring from coming."

- Pablo Neruda

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Image Credit: Three tea kettles - photo by contrariaN creativE

Tea, kettles, and water plus a rather fine pair of loose lips are the only ingredients required to make a scandal broth worth sharing.

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Image Credit: One-Eyed Wooden Whatchamacallit - photo by contrariaN creativE

As the one-eyed snub-nosed behemoth reposed quietly, all six feet four inches of his well-worn, worm-infested, seasick carcass, he began to ponder the meaning of life since quite frankly he had precious little else to do in this god foresaken place called Blow Me Down Beach.

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Image Credit: Hearts - photo by contrariaN creativE

This is a day for hearts, flowers, and oodles of chocolate!

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Image Credit: The guard on duty at the legislature - photo by contrariaN creativE

Look kid, how many times do I have to tell you - quit stomping on my toes, pulling my beard, and calling me nasty names like "Snarky Santa".

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Image Credit: Garden Art - photo by contrariaN creativE

Hot diggity dog ziggity boom what you do to me!

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Image Credit: Wooden Duck - photo by contrariaN creativE

If there's one thing George will never be accused of it's being a sitting duck.

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Image Credit: Squirrel - photo by contrariaN creativE

Rising from a satisfactory slumber, Socrates Smith surveyed the scenery; frankly, he wondered if the world had gone completely nuts and whether he was the only sage squirrel in the animal kingdom who knew what sort of questions to ask the Tree of Know-It-All-And-Been-There-Done-That.