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Former HYDRA guinea pig on the run Indie MCU OC OC&Crossover friendly Mun&Muse 18+ Tracked tag: contxctus

[asheathes]

If you want me to have a complete breakdown just show me an otp where one says “keep your eyes on me” when they’re trying to calm the other

[xleafyheartx]

Questions for Muns of OC Muses

Why did you create this muse?

Did you develop have this character for something else before you brought them here, or did you develop this muse entirely for roleplay on Tumblr?

How has your muse been received on Tumblr. How do you feel about that?

How many faceclaims do you have for your muse?

Do you have a voice claim for your muse?

What genre do you feel your muse works best in (drama, horror, fantasy, sci-fi, comedy, etc.)?

What is the cutest aspect of your muse?

What is the most frightening aspect of your muse?

What is the happiest aspect of your muse?

What is the most tragic aspect of your muse?

Where does your muse see themself in ten years?

For OC muses made for a preexisting movie, book or TV show fandom, how does your muse fit into the story?

What plots/interactions leave you feeling protective of your muse?

What is one aspect of your muse’s development that you hope for? What would you like to see happen to them?

What do you hope never happens to your muse? What would you consider to be the worst case scenario outcome for them?

[rpmemed]

SENTENCE MEMES FROM POPULAR TUMBLR TEXT POSTS :

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❛  but officer, they were fucking with my clique.  ❜ ❛  if you lose yourself, i will find you.  ❜ ❛  true friends don’t judge each other. they judge other people. together.  ❜ ❛  oh, you’re my friend? name three of my albums.  ❜ ❛  i’m sorry, but you must be at least a level four friend to unlock my tragic backstory.  ❜ ❛  fuck you but fuck me first.  ❜ ❛  you’re cute, what is your face html?  ❜ ❛  my life is one big ‘ wow, ok. ’  ❜ ❛  my life is just poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background.  ❜ ❛  i accidentally messed up my life, how do i start a new account?  ❜ ❛  my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore.  ❜ ❛  at myself, what the fuck are you doing.  ❜ ❛  if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem, then you’re in too deep.  ❜ ❛  this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid.  ❜ ❛  how do you get a nice body without moving.  ❜ ❛  it’s so hard when you’re in a cuddly mood and don’t have anyone to cuddle with!! this is an outrage!!  ❜ ❛  ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened?  ❜ ❛  you ever just ugh really hard?  ❜ ❛  i’m a really affectionate person one you get past my five layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike and loneliness.  ❜ ❛  i was confident for like two minutes one time.  ❜ ❛  all i think about is sex and what i’m going to eat next.  ❜ ❛  i have my pencils and my tears ready.  ❜ ❛  i’m that kinda person who, between two choices, will always pick the wrong one.  ❜ ❛  i avoid everyone, including the people i like.  ❜ ❛  i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember that i don’t even like me.  ❜ ❛  gosh golly! this beat is … whoo! this beat is … DANDY!  ❜ ❛  it’s hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you.  ❜ ❛  thinking about space fucks me up.  ❜ ❛  my biggest struggle in life is trying to make my eyeliner the same on both eyes.  ❜ ❛  i wish i could illegally download clothes.  ❜ ❛  heelys don’t have brakes because my swag don’t stop.  ❜ ❛  i know i make lots of jokes but i promise you, i’m a really sad person.  ❜ ❛  at least i can admit that i’m a piece of shit.  ❜ ❛  ‘ i’m not bitter ’ i say bitterly, with a bitter expression.  ❜ ❛  i’m fluent in talking shit.  ❜ ❛  it’s crazy how there are seven billion people on the planet and all of them are in love with me.  ❜ ❛  why am i better than everyone?  ❜ ❛  sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments.  ❜ ❛  I SWEAR, I AM NOT CUTE OR SWEET. DON’T CALL ME THAT. I AM EVIL. I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT. FEAR ME.  ❜ ❛  i don’t ‘ dress to impress. ’ i dress to depress. i wanna look so good that people hate themselves.  ❜ ❛  i love learning bad things about people i don’t like.  ❜ ❛  i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.  ❜ ❛  i’m just an asshole with feelings.  ❜ ❛  there’s a special place in hell reserved for me. it’s called the throne.  ❜ ❛  damn boy, are you the terms and conditions? because i don’t give a fuck about what you have to say.  ❜ ❛  damn gurl, you flappy bird? because no one likes you.  ❜ ❛  your tattoo says ‘ only god can judge me, ’ yet here i am.  ❜ ❛  i’m not even sassy, i’m just an asshole.  ❜ ❛  i’m not a bitch, i am the bitch.  ❜ ❛  i like being obsessed with things so that i am distracted from how much i hate myself.  ❜ ❛  tips on talking to me when i’m pissed off: don’t.  ❜ ❛  my fashion sense is called ‘ i am cold and pissed off. ’  ❜ ❛  maybe ‘ fuck you ’ will be our always.  ❜ ❛  i believe in hate at first sight.  ❜ ❛  you hate me? wow, so much in common already.  ❜ ❛  i’m filled with hate and useless facts.  ❜ ❛  do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you?  ❜ ❛  i’d be such a good girlfriend, you’re all missing out.  ❜ ❛  getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the titanic ship and look what happened there.  ❜ ❛  there’s always gonna be that one person who you can’t get out of your mind, no matter how hard you try.  ❜ ❛  i ship me and money.  ❜ ❛  have you ever met someone who’s smile looks like it could make flowers grow?  ❜ ❛  how do i get over someone i never dated?  ❜ ❛  i have a very big crush on you but sadly i am only a little bug and you are a garden.  ❜ ❛  if you grab my face right before you kiss me, i’ll definitely fall in love with you.  ❜ ❛  i don’t like your clothes, take them off.  ❜ ❛  put me in the coffin with both middle fingers up.  ❜ ❛  dying is taking too long.  ❜ ❛  being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body.  ❜ ❛  don’t joke about murder. i was murdered once and it offends me.  ❜ ❛  you can’t spell school without ‘ i want to stab myself. ’  ❜ ❛  good news, everyone: dogs.  ❜ ❛  if you think it’s impossible to fall asleep to heavy metal, then you’re completely wrong.  ❜

[teamrocketing]

my last words will probably be sarcastic

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another friendly reminder to tag your fucking incest.

i’m tired of having to blacklist urls

[just-shower-thoughts]

I realized what my anxiety actually is. It’s my brain coming up with Fake News.

[blinded-by-fairy-lights]

it’s okay that your hands shake. it’s okay that sometimes you can’t bring yourself to get out of bed. it’s okay that you cried three, no four, no five times today. it’s okay that human interaction can feel like a literal nightmare. it’s okay that you just can’t seem to concentrate on that thing. it’s okay that you have to keep the lights off sometimes. it’s okay. it’s all okay.

[flightyfinch]

my FAVORITE tropes compiled thanks to some suggestions from others

a character gets a sick burn and doesn’t realize it immediately, at some point later there’s just “HEY WAIT A MINUTE”

the double take. this one’s an oldie but a goodie

the injured character makes the killing shot that saves everyone else in a dangerous situation

a character who isn’t speaking is doing something weird in the background, it’s subtle and never acknowledged it’s just there for those who notice it (pulling another character out of something they got stuck in, making a huge sandwich, etc)

the beleaguered assistant inches away from smacking their boss

“quick act natural”

in that vein, the leader character was just in a shouting match with someone and when they come back the rest of the team scrambles to look like they weren’t listening at the door

never forget: “he’s standing right behind me isn’t he”

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When a character mentions a normal past event and someone else mentions an absurd detail (”Don’t you remember what happened last time you went to the dentist?” “Those deaths were nothing to do with me”) 

Multiple characters banding together to lie about something 

Characters being split up for questioning

Really stoic characters briefly becoming happy, freaking everyone out

“I think that went well!” *Distant explosion*

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Peer into my muse's memories

❤️- A happy memory that makes them smile

💙- A sad memory that makes them cry

💛- A memory that makes them feel angry

💚- A memory that makes them feel guilty

💜- A memory about one of their loved ones, happy or sad

💔- A memory that leaves them feeling lonely

❣- A memory that leaves them laughing

💕- A memory about their significant other

💞- A memory about their children

💓- A memory about their friends

💗- A memory about a good deed they did

💖- A memory that made them feel special

💝- A memory that made them feel loved

💘- A memory that gets their heart pounding

💟- Wildcard!!!

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@sovrumana

             “Okay, don’t panic. It looks a lot worse than it is.” How did someone this clumsy ever survive?

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"Baby, steves in his sex night sweatpants." Bucky chuckled as he eyed his older boyfriend with a smirk and turned to Ez. "Go ahead and give him some attention."

@sovrumana

Ezra didn’t need to be told twice, the younger male grinning and pressing a kiss to Bucky’s cheek before moving to Steve and giving him a little smirk. He had been looking forward to this part.

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"I've been gone for two days and I miss my two favorite people." Steve replied when he came into the kitchen in his sweatpants after taking a nice needed shower. "What do you think?"

@sovrumana

“Well, sometimes we have movie nights and other times you two team up on me.” He said it a little teasingly as he slid off his button-up shirt and took a moment to carefully hang it on the knob of a drawer. “Not sure which you wanted tonight.”

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Steve gave Ez a sweet kiss before crouching down to give bear some attention with a laugh as Bucky took Ez to the kitchen so they can get dinner started.

@sovrumana

Ezra only let go of Bucky’s hand when they were in the kitchen, washing his hands up before starting to work on the cooking. Every now and then during the cooking, whenever Bucky was close enough, Ezra would bump against his side with his hip. “Steve, what did you want to do after dinner?” Sometimes, Ezra wasn’t really sure how their nights would end up.

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Steve grinned when he sees his two favorite boys on the couch and kiss each one of them softly. "Come on, let's eat. I could eat two cows, I'm starving."

@sovrumana

Ezra nodded, getting up and keeping one hand holding onto Bucky’s as he did so. “We didn’t want to start dinner without you.” The young man’s free hand went to lightly scratch behind the ears of the dog, Bear, who had strolled up upon smelling and hearing Steve’s return.

[undead-potatoes]

Someone, jokingly: Haha I kinda ship our OCs

Me:

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Bucky has ez up against his side when steve came home.

@sovrumana

Ezra had been looking forward to Steve coming home, the youngest of the three knowing that once Steve was home the three would either be migrating to the kitchen or to the bedroom. Either option would be more than welcome.

[vaememes]

kiss sentence starters.

“ are you gonna kiss me or not? ” “ how many have you kissed? ” “ i really want to kiss you right now. ” “ i think we should kiss right now. ” “ i don’t kiss and tell. ” “ do you wanna kiss me? ” “ am i a good kisser? ” “ do i think i kiss okay? ” “ i’ve always wanted to kiss you. ” “ so i can kiss you anytime i want. ” “ i’ve never kissed anyone before. ” “ please, tell me you’ve done this before. ” “ it we just a kiss, not like it meant anything? ” “ did you kiss me with your tongue? ” “ you are a really good kisser. ” “ i want to be my first and last kiss. ” “ just walk up to him/her and kiss him/her, it’s not hard. ” “ are you trying to lean in and kiss me right now. ” “ do not even try and kiss me right now. ” “ not even a kiss could shut me up. ” “ no kiss goodbye? ” “ you always kiss me goodbye, why? ” “ i dream about kissing your lips. ” “ i’ve kissed before, just not like this. ” “ i don’t know how to kiss, could you teach me? ” “ i don’t wanna miss this kiss. ” “ let’s just kiss and get it over with already. ” “ first kisses are always so awkward, unless the other person is experienced. ”