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She wouldn't hurt a fly!

A girl to me

#girl I would slap you if given the chance #you don't know me #i could be a psychopath #im not #but I could've been #she doesn't know

They’re not being needysaurusrexous.

My teacher to a needysaurusrexous

#how the hell does one spell that #basically the plural of Tyrannosaurus Rex #just replace tyranno with needy

Everybody broke!

This girl singing about how none of us had money

#no one gave her money for the vending machine #i had money #i didn't give it to her #mwahahha

Maybe it was a prairie snake.

This kid (I don’t even remember the conversation)

#what the hell is a prairie snake

I call it like I see it. I'm real about it.

My teacher

#he calls it like he sees it #he's real about it

I'll steal money from my mom.

A kid trying to get our advisory to win “the penny wars”

#penny wars #ask me if you don't know what it is #he was trying to be savage #it didn't work

Only on Tuesdays?

My teacher talking to one of the students

#only on tuesdays #okay

Someone stole my banana!

Some girl looking through her backpack

#bananas #this shit is bananas #someone stole it #how?#the world may never know

Pandas are cuter than whales

A junior

#okay #but I'm a whale #i see how it is #pandas #whales

If you know someone killed someone but you don’t say anything, you're a bad person but not as bad as the murderer

A kid and my teacher having a debate

#this is great

Eren is pro. Eren is life.

I don’t even remember

#who's Eren?#eren jaeger #maybe

I ain't got no flab! I'm 30% muscle and 18% fat.

One of the twins

#flab #muscle #that doesn't add up to 100 #but okay

What happens if I lick the back of a car?

Some kid in my advisory once again

#i love my advisory #it's the pest #cars #lick one and find out #make sure it's not yours #and that the owner can see you

I'm too young for strip poker.

One of the twins while planning on playing poker in class

#poker #strip poker #come on man #do it outside of class #im kidding

I had a dream about Queen Elizabeth.

A girl who wants to die her hair “silver ombre”

#queen elizabeth #dreams #why #pls say what it was about #no? okay

*insert name here* you're such a d word!

A kid who didn’t want to say dick in front of my teacher

#sorry not sorry #I shall not say names #I will not be discovered

I can make funner a word if I want!

A girl to my teacher

#funner #it's not a word #and you can't make it one #pls stop

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