unapologetic aro @amalgamezz - Tumblr Blog

Love is everything to you. I'm having the time of my life on my own.

#im living my best life actually #actually aromantic #love loses

swinging a bat at a hornets nest by headcanoning julien davinos as aromantic bisexual

According to Andy Weir's Eridian biology document, Eridians are better multitaskers than humans will ever be, but the trade off is they're physically incapable of locking in. SO funny to me. Yes this species can build a diorama while simultaneously blitzing through mathematics equations and also partaking in intense gossiping, but they cannot do any of those things for longer than, like, half an hour without going crazy. Species of supercomputers cursed with the TikTok attention span.

Rocky mocks Grace when he says that Rocky is distracting him by starting complex conversations while he's Trying To Do Science. "Human brain have to stop activity just because talking question? Useless! One track mind!"

Then Grace is on hour six of his "trying to recreate skittles" hyperfocus and Rocky is like What The Fuck. Statement.

Yeah human brains can only do a single very consuming task at a time but it can do it for a very long time. The one track in our one track minds spans multiple countries. Persistence predators, babey.

blxck-coffee-dad

“yeah no” is one of the best phrases in contemporary English.

jon-lox

i stared at the rotisserie chicken i bought for 5 seconds trying to think about what it reminded me of

mapletree100

Dump your boyfriend and master the art of sudoku instead

bobdylanyaoi

onethousandfrogs

Funniest justification for gay sex thank you Marlon Brando

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

fake people pleasers when marlon brando arrives

draizetrain

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

foxxlology

i haven't been able to find a gif version of this and then i remembered i have free will and davinci resolve

puzzled-on-main

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

feyscape

like to charge, reblog to cast

pineappical

thinking about statues of Grace being built all around Erid years after his passing so he can continue to watch over Eridians as they sleep

cabinette

diamantefangs

shoelace4-48

i have decided i no longer exist delete me from ur consciousness

fantasmadelaciudad

i'll be honest thinking about las vegas makes me nauseous.

fantasmadelaciudad

like this shouldnt be possible.

sillyspekter

Every part of Vegas feels like it's pulled out of fiction and is Incredibly off-putting. It's a major city in the middle of one of the world's most inhospitable deserts

Its famous for recreating other world landmarks on a small scale. It uses this as a trap to bait people into making life ruining decisions. It's motto is essentially "never speak of what happened here". Fucked up