Cookery Cultellus

30s he/him- London/Boston. Posting in obscurity since 2010

[xxxsarihartxxx]

[n3ptuuune]

this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

reblog to spread this version

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

[teaboot]

the four horsemen if the apocalypse was chill

[marzipanandminutiae]

Plymouth Rock, public perception: upon this rock, the Pilgrims first trod in their quest for religious freedom!!!!

Plymouth Rock, reality: 121 years after a boat carrying a bunch of people, some seeking financial opportunity and some trying to find a place to practice their Anxiety Nightmare Religion where nobody would object to their being deeply annoying all the time, landed in a very much occupied area and the passengers declared said area 100% Free For the Stealing, they were going to build a wharf when a 94-year-old leader of the Anxiety Nightmare Religion said "NO! my father who came over on a totally different boat three years after the first boat said that's where the first boat docked! you can't bury it under a wharf!"

and thus this random rock became A Big Damn Deal and was moved several times and broken repeatedly and now people drive hours to look at what's left of it, in a totally different place from where it started

[gumi-megpoidd]

did you have to use that photo for that

[depsidase]

[weaseltotheface]

Imagine being trapped in a disaster zone, delirious and starving and injured and seeing a 6ft tall evil goat monster with a chainsaw walking jerkily towards your position where you cannot run or hide

[tranthony]

grout white shark

[tonguetyd]

Southerners really went off with “y’all” and the Brits really went off with “innit” but most of all the Aussies really went off with calling everyone cunts all the time

[navigatorsnorth]

Phenomenal spare wheel cover I walked past the other day

[eilooxara]

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

[transmechanicus]

[techiekittie]

Love is in the air?

WRONG!!!

78.084% NITROGEN

20.947% OXYGEN

0.934% ARGON

0.035% CARBON DIOXIDE

[depsidase]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[mousegirlheart]

um actually there's nothing wrong with letting cats be outdoor pets. your cat is depressed locked inside forever. it's animal abuse. let it outside. more cats should be let outside more often. especially overnight.

[saywasp]

saywasp exploring Belgium 🥺

[radical-revolution]