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Lol idk what I'm doing. 28[04/08/1997] they/them icon made by @epiphanypaige

[amandapalmer]

[charlesoberonn]

Female Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beard

Remaining time: 2 days 3 hours

[charlesoberonn]

Child Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Remaining time: 2 days 3 hours

[charlesoberonn]

Baby Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Remaining time: 2 days 3 hours

[charlesoberonn]

They shed their baby beards to make room for their adult beards. Like with baby teeth.

[streetkit]

republican country singer singing "i beat my wiiiiife and i fuck my truuuuck"

[streetkit]

dragon country singer, on the other hand, "i eat my wiiiiiife and i fuck my truuuuck"

[streetkit]

you seriously altered the way i think of my own post

[shamebats]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[polari]

just got a call from the american psychiatric association. you old dogs, i said, picking up on the first ring. how many times i gotta tell you to lose this number. i don’t want you coming around here anymore. “listen, toots, we’ve been doing some thinking,” they says, and i says, guess there’s a first time for everything. “you’re a real funny dame, sugardoll. reviewing criticism, we’ve determined that the biggest issue with our previous diagnostic and statistic manuals of mental disorders is the anonymity of it all. we’ve been circling around a vague figure of the mentally well without defining the traits of a mentally well person. there’s no personality. what we need is a cute broad with a couple opinions to model the psychological norm.” so i’m saying back up and give it to me straight: i’m the new standard of sanity? can i get that in writing? and they say, “as the american psychiatric association we hereby state that you are the baseline and any deviations from your personality are deviations from the very concept of sanity, at least in the united states psychiatric system.” they’re making it public tomorrow. it’s a nice gig, if you really want to know. never thought they’d let a woman do it.

[catasters]

[ardentumbra]

guess you could say im kind of bricked up #amontillado

[robothell]

there was a cloud shaped like bart simpson in 1852 and nobody recognized it

[maureen2musings]

Alnwick Garden, Northumberland England

tomaszstarzewski

[partlysmith]

this is my favorite youtube comment

[discount-supervillain]

[nihilnovisubsole]

me explaining goncharov to my mother: so tumblr made up this scorsese crime film and they're arguing about its themes and-

my mother, completely deadpan: well are they reviewing the theatrical release or director's cut.

me:

my mother: what does frances ford coppola think of it

[dancinbutterfly]

Your mother is the only one who understands me

[sovietnam]

[yellow-cat]

FUCK. i think i have to learn blender

[hamblimp]

the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:

[yellow-cat]

every day i log in here and get beat up by genies

[yellow-cat]

HEY !!!!

[endlace]

the horse when asked what he would like for dinner

[yellow-cat]

put a bullet in me already why dont you

[yellow-cat]

hold on. everyone shut up. i need to cry about the concept of a touch-starved gun

[soamtongs]