Hello Internet

Hello i am Jenny

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

she’s absolutely incredible

[thatturtlething]

Who

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

[theanimalmemes]

i did like 5 squats today so if you catch me looking a lil thick tomorrow don’t be alarmed

@sexual-texts (via sexual-texts)

[tymps2005-deactivated20140827]

*wakes up* what the fuck

[byebyebriar]

The Four Elemental Power Walks

Water:

Earth: 

Fire:

 Air: 

[viperbranium]

my favorite thing about this is that each of them is walking in a different direction, it’s like these girls are off to conquer the entire goddamn world

[buttsputnik]

They’re gonna meet in the middle

[san-likes-ashitaka-deactivated2]

#but who is the avatar

They do a fusion dance and become one 

[toastyhat-deactivated20180203]

oh shit YES

[thebrooklyninenine]

because no amount of gifs could do this scene justice

[waitwhatdidtheysay]

[captions] Terry: Oh, also, she’s worried about her motorcycle sitting idle so she wants us to take it out once a day. Here. Holt: I think you should do this. You’re more the biker type. I’ve seen you use a toothpick in public. Terry: Motorcycles are death machines. I have three kids, I’m not risking it! Holt: Are you saying my life matters less because I don’t conform to society’s heteronormative, child-centric ideals? Terry: Are you really playing the gay card right now?! Holt: Yaas, qween.

[dailypsychologyfacts]

5 WAYS TO HELP YOU STOP OVERTHINKING

American actress Winona Ryder states, “I think too much. I think ahead. I think behind. I think sideways. I think it all. If it exists, I’ve f*cking thought of it.” People can overthink themselves to the point of detriment if they don’t carefully monitor it. But, it may be difficult to differentiate between thinking and overthinking, especially if you’re naturally more inclined to be pensive and generally enjoy studying abstract concepts and ideas. So, what does overthinking look like? And how do you know you’re taking part in it?

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[kingjaffejoffer]

Boss shit

[lady-feral]

Literal actual goals

[argumate]

that was intensely satisfying

[sushinfood]

WELL DONE!!!

[jezi-belle]

I watched the first few seconds, said “is this motherfucker actually,” AND THEN THE MOTHERFUCKER ACTUALLY

[throughtimeandstarlight]

[mishasaurus]

[nadhie]

my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’ he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now

[nadhie]

apparently it doesn’t matter that i’ve told him 10 times it’s the monkey who raises the newborn and not the lion himself, this is the scene he has been imagining

“he can’t raise his kid over his head”

[wakingfromthewater]

I want it

[crockpotcauldron]

okay but have you considered

[sadgrl22-deactivated20150406]

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

[blissfulhappyness]

One day it’ll be your turn. You will leave homes, cities and counties to pursue grander ambitions. You will leave friends, lovers and possibilities for the chance to roam the world and make deeper connections. You will defy your fear or change, hold your head high and do what you once thought was unthinkable: walk away. And it will be scary. At first. But what I hope you’ll find in the end is that in leaving, you don’t just find love, adventure or freedom. More than anything, you find you.

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[whyequalsemexplusbee]

My favorite moment with my D&D group so far

They met a Demon at a crossroads, he said they had to make a deal with him or he would steal their souls. The Fighter was like, “Hey can you just wait for 5 seconds for me?” 

Demon’s like: “Alright.” 

Five seconds later the Fighter says “Alright our deal is complete” 

???

“What do you mean our deal is complete?” said the Demon

“Well I asked you to wait 5 seconds, then you agreed. Since you waited 5 seconds, that means our deal is complete right?”

The Demon is in shock, and so am I, the DM. This fighter just out-tricked a freakin’ demon deal by telling the demon to cool his heels for a moment I couldn’t believe it.

[manic-marcie]

And this is when the demon decides to becoming a recurring pest to the party, or a legitimate threat

[whyequalsemexplusbee]

He actually did, he sent a “bounty hunter” chain devil named Gnev after the party.

The Bard seduced him.

[oldblogarchived]

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

[waywardwilled]

Crowley is a character that I would love to meet in real life. But I would be behind a panel of unpreachable glass. And he’d be strapped and trapped uptight.

[roronoa-deactivated20180902]

[fedswatching]

my guy pikachu more heartless than the whole team rocket organization

[kanyuzugu-deactivated20160506]