can't deal and not trying anymore

[nedsseveredhead]

Thank you for engaging in the mortifying ordeal of being known so that I may partake in the euphoric experience of knowing you.

[cookzy443]

This is so cute I just want to immortalize it on my blog

[altair]

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This Is Halloween - Panic! At The Disco

[mcstump]

i’ve never hit reblog so quickly omfg

[missmuntyhunty]

[gentlepanpirate]

ITS JULY

[torctarmin]

No it’s Halloween

[inlove-fallen-angel]

This is amazing

[iwoulddieforbands-blog]

I’m crying it’s so beautiful

[goldenngays]

SEPTEMBER BITCHES!! SPOOKY TIME🎃💀

[cookzy443]

If life was a video game, I'd spend the whole entire time doing side quests instead of progressing with the main story.

[cookzy443]

I'm upsetti. I need some spaghetti.

[cookzy443]

It's funny how you're really tired and all you want to do is sleep, until you have to. And then you just lay there staring at the ceiling

[cookzy443]

Are you ever just sitting somewhere crying, tears steadily rolling down your face, but you have no reason? There is nothing that happened to make you cry except your mind. And you try to figure out what's wrong with yourself and why you're crying but you have no clue. So you just sit there, and let the tears fall.

[jaxblade]

Happy Cinco De Mayo

[cookzy443]

Can’t risk it. I NEED to pass my exams

[cookzy443]

I've decided that from now on whenever anyone asks me what I want to be when I grow up I'm going to respond that I want to be a "stay at home *insert job that you can not stay home to do here*" Example: stay at home astronaut. Stay at home firefighter. Stay at home Marine biologist. Etc...

[cookzy443]

I get so messed up by the concept that someone might be the perfect person for me but I’m not the perfect person for them. Probably why people settle for what they can get.

[cookzy443]

Being a human is some fucked up shit

[eggtrolls]

god I’m absolutely going to hell I’m sorry guys 

I was at my friend’s engagement party yesterday and everyone was about to do cheers with these nasty ass shots of blue tequila but I don’t drink and I especially do not drink tequila, blue or otherwise, so I grabbed a piece of bread from the basket on the table and just tapped it against people’s glasses like it was a legitimate beverage instead of a wheat byproduct 

and one of my friends was like ‘ho what in god’s name are you doing’ 

and I didn’t know how to say I would rather slice off my own foot than drink tequila so I just held my bread up and said ‘I’m toasting’ 

and in that moment I felt my soul descend directly into the eighteenth circle of hell

[foryourhell]

[bloomflowersbloom]

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[thatsthat24]

But then the LAST ONE DOESN’T.

[jxey]

that “last one” is just the box tho chill it’s all good

[cookzy443]

So there was a story my boyfriend told me about when he was driving with his family. And they got pulled over but the cop just said he would let them off with a warning because "they were going 88 miles per hour and that would blow off their doors and their flex capacitors would make them go back in time"

[yokitoshi]

I remember 2016 like it was yesterday

me on New Years Day 2017 (via yokitoshi)

[cookzy443]

That feel when youre taking your final in chemistry and someones siri goes off with the answer for a problem