Tav 🐅

[mimicben]

Late night balcony visits of a… maybe not so secret relationship

[srdonix]

I was standing in my kitchen and got the epiphany to draw like.. actually visually buff Natasha... So here's some sketches.

Her and Steve are gym buds. :⁠-⁠D

[john-walkemdown]

I like to think when John was stationed in different countries he learned the languages. Because I hate dumb bimbo John with a passion

[coolcat11526]

He only became captain america because he had an incredibly high iq he is NOT dumb.

[doggedworship]

John NOT hearing Bob's dad calling him "Bobby" makes him calling him "Bob" even better BECAUSE he didn't do it out of guilt, but out of respect. John wanted his compliment to feel as honest as possible, wanted Bob to understand he was completely serious and he did that because he CARED. This is incredibly more meaningful than feeling kinda compelled to call Bob by his name because he didn't wish to remind him of his father, because it implies that John chose his words carefully, with the intention of making Bob feel that he sincerely meant everything he said.

[looking-for-wind]

cats are weird things sometimes. but she's still precious

and i really wanna see pictures of cats if anyone wants to share👀

[carolily]

I really am a multishipper at heart. Polyamory could have saved them.

☑️ All of the above

[sillyobsession02]

John and Yelena sitting in a room after a bad day

John: You know I think Lemar would have loved you

Yelena: Yeah

John: Yeah

Yelena: Natasha would hate you

John laughs

Yelena: No, she would like you

John: Why

Yelena: She would understand, you are the same as me

[wowhead]

Never been touched by a man or woman and to top it all off my pussy doesnt even work. Dollar store charcuterie board for dinner

[bigtiddythanos]

things i learned from the directors commentary track for THUNDERBOLTS* that i thought id share with the class:

- almost everything that could be practical within reason was with a few background set extensions/exceptions and ofc the normal superhero shenanigan works which is INCREDIBLE???

- in the little guinea pig’s maze theres actually a model of yelena’s shame rooms as an easter egg

- jake’s notes on how they captured bob’s subtle shifts and personality changes really made me appreciate how much lewis pullman was able to get out of his performance with such little screen time in the grander scheme of the film!!

- it was wyatt russell’s idea for have john have a kid in his void scene (which is crazy considering olivia was pregnant in fatws iirc and imagine if they didnt have a kid and the implications of that???)

- theres also apparently a mug on one of the shelves in john’s home from lodge 49 “for the 10 to 15 lodge 49 fans watching this” according to jake lmao

- they filmed the limo scenes on a huge stretch of road in utah (where they filmed most of the desert stuff) and despite having 2-3 limos to work with the a/c was busted in all of them so i cant even begin to imagine the sweat situation in those suits

- the scene where bucky flips that final hummer is actually so beautiful with the sun coming through the clouds its insane and they were just so happy they got that shot

- the scenes in the van driving up to the tower were mostly improvised by the cast (including the helmet thing 😭)

- when theyre walking out of the tower after getting their asses beat by sentry apparently hannah john-kramer legit forgot to give sebastian stan his arm back and they kept it in the movie

- kevin feige actually pushed jake schreier in a positive way on a few directorial things and that weirdly gives me hope for doomsday

- jake says there were drafts of the script where we went through everyone else’s shame rooms but it was cut/reworked since going through bob’s made the most narrative sense and while i agree with that THINK OF WHAT WE COULD'VE SEEN!!!!!

anyways no one talk to me when december rolls around because i guarantee i will be inconsolable when doomsday finally comes out in one way or another

[absolutelynothoughtswhatsoever]

ok but the thunderbolts fighting a wizard ("sorcerer," Bucky says, exasperated) and Bob and John getting thrown into...another dimension? a different timeline? the team is here but no one remembers themselves or each other but John and Bob ("why couldn't I have gotten stuck with literally anyone else" both of them think).

It becomes really clear very quickly that they are trapped in a movie...specifically a romcom. And they have to play their roles in order to be freed from the sorcerer's magic.

Except, John for some reason finds it excruciating watching Bob play the funny, and sweet romantic love interest to Yelena. He can't help but constantly fucking up big moments in the movie and inserting himself in places the "supportive best friend" isn't supposed to be.

And Bob is just so frustrated that John apparently hates him so much that he can't even work with him to get them out of here.

They fight and are yelling back and forth and getting closer and closer to each other. Until suddenly they are chest to chest, breathing each others air, fury slowly leaking out of their features.

John surges forward.

And they are kissing. Furiously. Heat spreading across their limbs and they pull themselves even closer, lips frantically moving against each other. Hands in hair, tongues and teeth clashing.

It's unimaginable yet somehow feels inevitable.

And suddenly they are back in the middle of New York, with the team all around them, having to deal with the epilogue of the movie back in reality.

[ahatanhell]

fem! #erejean

[yutamayo]

Get car seats for my kids first.

[infectiouspiss]

2026

FUCK HARD

FUCK FAST

FUCK BADLY

NEVER USE GENERATIVE AI

CREATE JOY

MUSIC ALWAYS

PSPSPSPS AT KITTIES ON THE STREET

YUMMY SOUP

go see the doctor about that thing

BE TRANSGENDER

KISS YOUR FRIENDS

EAT CHEESE

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

THRIVE

[crisismoth]

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

[escape-pod-full-of-flerkens]

In the void, you face your most traumatic memories.

So when MJ and Ned were in the void, did they even see Peter? Or did they even see someone?

Someone faceless, nameless but meaningful.

The Statue of Liberty, the spell, the multiverse, the kiss...

And when they both came out of it, how do you even talk about it?

[coolguycy]

Lowkey love the word grasp. There’s a desperation to it. You can never casually grasp something

[magnetothemagnificent]

My scalding hot take is that teenage girls aren't inherently more rude or snarky than teenage boys, but people are constantly scrutinizing every little thing they do or say and automatically interpreting very boring and neutral things they do or say as rude and bratty. People expect teenage girls to be brats, so they see everything they do or say as bratty.