Doin Great

[pastabot]

nsfw

nobody’s safe from wonderwall

[goth-gay]

You never know if today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

[rslashrats]

i thought those were kermit the frog’s legs

[ajhdklfsajklgfeasdfkjhlasdfdgf]

how to make a new friend in the forest

[dreamgrl1998-deactivated2022072]

u guys ever wonder if someone’s using ur pictures to catfish

[square2017]

no some of us are ugly

[unclefather]

and i think to myself…. what a wonderful worm

[cherryseltzer]

[bavarde]

[burgertv]

[thcrstlshp]

[comparingmeerkats]

when you walk past a classroom that your friend is in 

[eternalgf]

me looking directly into my webcam and speaking out loud: is there anything better than organized crime?

the nsa agents watching me: she’s bluffing

[stability]

[leplastiquedick]

someone break her phone

[twitterlols]

we need more people like this 🙏🏽🙌🏽

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

*wakes up* alright what can i be unnecessarily bitter about today

[stardustrust84]

[msknope]

[kirstenmcduffie]

my dad had a skype interview today so he was sitting in the living room looking all professional in his suit and tie and everything while he’s talking to the people who are interviewing him. and OF COURSE my cat decided that she NEEDED to speak at that moment so she just starts meowing left and right and talking crazy talk to the point where the interviewers just start laughing because she just will NOT shut up. so my dad just kind of sighs, looks at the camera, and goes, “i’m so sorry. i have to ask my cat to leave.” and then he looks over at victoria and very calmly and professionally goes, “victoria, i’m afraid you’re being too loud, and i’m going to have to ask you to leave.”

and she did. she fucking turned and walked out of the living room.

[ghosts-just-wanna-have-fun]

hire the man cats obey.

[apjvff]

wtf = wanting true friends