Aristocracy

Daniel Uno Harvey.

[koolkidkota]

Exactly. Like I said, you are the show. You own their asses.

[coolerkiddanny]

Hell yeah I do, they're my bitches!

[koolkidkota]

Seriously? That is what you took from everything I said?

[coolerkiddanny]

Yeah, yeah, I get what you mean. I think I'll do it. Just start being nicer, more myself. What can they really do?

[koolkidkota]

Daniel. I’m not saying you have to come out like “praise Jesus!” Just stop acting like a piece of shit all the time if that’s what you want. They really can’t tell you what to do. What’s the worst that they can do? Kick you off the show, sue you? The first one wouldn’t be a bad thing, and you’re fucking loaded. And imagine how that would look to the media, right? ‘Rich Kids star Daniel Harvey is sued by producers because he breaches contract and decides to stop pretending to be a jerk.’ Too stupid, they wouldn’t bother with that kind of dumb publicity.

[coolerkiddanny]

You think I act like a peice of shit all the time? I'm hurt.

[isaacslight]

That’s just cold, man. I want like a really big dog, but, fuck, I gotta find this cat first.

[coolerkiddanny]

I'm cold hearted. We all know this. It's a fact of life.

[isaacslight]

I don’t know if you’ve forgotten, but I’m kind of having a crisis on whether or not I even have a cat on me maybe I’m not the best candidate for a dog. But love the passion in that, might consider.

[coolerkiddanny]

Cat probably ran away. Boo hoo. Get a dog. Then you'll actually know if it leaves because a part of your heard will leave with it.

[koolkidkota]

So fuck them. You’re the actual, literal star of the show now. They don’t have a show without you. Do what you want, you’re the reason they make money.

[coolerkiddanny]

But ratings will go down. Like think of it. "Daniel Harvey apparently goes to church every Sunday." No one would buy it.

[isaacslight]

Eh, you know, it happens. I should’ve chosen a dog, man, at least it barks loud enough for me to notice it.

[coolerkiddanny]

Dogs are fucking great man. Get a fucking dog.

[koolkidkota]

Why? Did something happen today or do you just have a case of the fuck-it’s?

[coolerkiddanny]

It's just fucking tiring sometimes. I can't be anything but a jerkoff 24/7. Sucks giant dicks.

[isaacslight]

Mom asked me how my cat was doing, either I lost it or I just never had one and mom’s messing with me. So PSA, lost cat, maybe?

[coolerkiddanny]

How do you not know if you have a cat? 

[koolkidkota]

You love it, Dan, shut up.

[coolerkiddanny]

... Okay shut the fuck up. I fucking love being on the show. Just most times. But other times like today, I'm just like, yo I don't wanna.

[koolkidkota]

Just two more months and I’m done with this stupid show. Can I get a ‘hell yeah’?

[coolerkiddanny]

Can I be you? Please? I have two months and a year.

[koolkidkota]

Exactly, I just think it’s time I focus more on baseball. I’m even going to try and weasel my way out of next season, if I can. I think it might be time to put the reality show days behind us, bro. He’s a fucking dog, dude, he doesn’t know the different between his full name and his first name. You could call him Paul and he’d respond, as long as it starts with a P.

[coolerkiddanny]

I mean, the only shots that they're going to get are going to be of me running or hacking or doing things they can't show on television. They'll probably end up having to pay me off to get the fuck off. No, go fuck yourself. My dog is not a Paul, and I am honestly feeling so insulted right now. 

[jfcjuliana]

Oh, right, you’re on that one show. But, like.. Fuckin’ — a mug? Really? Sad motherfuckers, man.

[coolerkiddanny]

Yeah, that one show. It's a shitty show, don't watch it. Really, a fucking mug. People will over dramatize anything now, just for an ounce of attention. 

[coolerkiddanny]

@hardforandy: @coolerkiddanny i'm still heart eyes for u tho lol

@coolerkiddanny: @hardforandy me too, boo.

[coolerkiddanny]

@hardforandy: @coolerkiddanny bUt BaBe

@coolerkiddanny: @hardforandy sorry, but you gotta stick with the dick for at least six months before I'll even think about sending a dick pick.

[coolerkiddanny]

@hardforandy: @coolerkiddanny but babe :-(

@coolerkiddanny: @hardforandy the only person who's received nudes is Kate, and that's because we were actually dating.

[coolerkiddanny]

@krismalcolm: @coolerkiddanny i thought you enjoyed the fame

@krismalcolm: @coolerkiddanny you were basically trending for like week and i still don't know why

@coolerkiddanny: @krismalcolm it was because I was really drunk and things, and I just didn't give a fuck. It was a lovely night, but I don't want a repeat.