don't use me as a disco ball, asshole.

isaac donovan nineteen bright lights and the big city kian helps me dye my hair when i need him to, what a great guy

[coolerkiddanny]

Cat probably ran away. Boo hoo. Get a dog. Then you’ll actually know if it leaves because a part of your heard will leave with it.

[isaacslight]

That's just cold, man. I want like a really big dog, but, fuck, I gotta findt his cat first.

[leo-nerdo]

Will you buy me a corn dog if I do? And guacamole.

[isaacslight]

Where the fuck am I going to get a hot dog and guac in one place?

[superrkiwi-blog-blog-blog]

Is it so wrong to want to comfort my friend in his time of need but also have movies and chicken nuggets in a nice pink room involved?

[isaacslight]

Woah, now I never said no to chicken nuggets and movies.

[superrkiwi-blog-blog-blog]

I think you need to come sleep over, Isaac. I’m inviting you to my sleepover, I’m not taking no for an answer.

[isaacslight]

You're so demanding, diva.

[coolerkiddanny]

Dogs are fucking great man. Get a fucking dog.

[isaacslight]

I don't know if you've forgotten, but I'm kind of having a crisis on whether or not I even have a cat on me maybe I'm not the best candidate for a dog. But love the passion in that, might consider.

[superrkiwi-blog-blog-blog]

Have you been feeding yourself, Isaac? Do you need to come sleep at my house?

[isaacslight]

Dude, I'm not five years old. I have a car and money. Also I'm a young man, I eat almost every thirty minutes.

[leo-nerdo]

… I draw comics, you fuck. I mean, like, yeah, I guess I can give your cat highlights. I don’t know what good it’ll do if we’re putting up posters for a cat that you don’t even know you have or not. Especially since the drawing probably won’t be accurate. Most cats don’t have highlights and a cape, you know.

[isaacslight]

So...you gonna draw it or?

[coolerkiddanny]

How do you not know if you have a cat? 

[isaacslight]

Eh, you know, it happens. I should've chosen a dog, man, at least it barks loud enough for me to notice it.

[superrkiwi-blog-blog-blog]

I—Okay. I don’t even know, maybe your mom has a picture of the cat somewhere? We could just scan it and use that for the posters. I can’t believe you lost the damn cat.

[isaacslight]

I don't do the whole taking care of another living creature. I'm lucky I've made it past eighteen at this point.

[leo-nerdo]

You seriously concern me.

[isaacslight]

Leo, my dude, you read comics, right? Can you do me a thing and draw a cat for these posters. Make it look kick ass, though. Give it a cape, or no, highlights. Give my cat highlights.

[superrkiwi-blog-blog-blog]

How do you forget you have a cat? How the hell did you lose the cat?

[isaacslight]

Now's not the time for the questions, help me put up posters. Just draw the cat black, or white? Do you think I'd prefer a black cat or a white one? Do you think it was one of those things where I decidewd on gray to keep it balanced...You know what, just draw the outline of one.

[isaacslight]

Mom asked me how my cat was doing, either I lost it or I just never had one and mom's messing with me. So PSA, lost cat, maybe?

[superrkiwi-blog-blog-blog]

But Leo isn’t as good at it as me.

[isaacslight]

True, true. Alright, when are we going because I'm practically withering away now.

[superrkiwi-blog-blog-blog]

Yeah, and I do a pretty good job. I love you, Isaac I didn’t mean it

[isaacslight]

I should get Leo to dye my hair.

[superrkiwi-blog-blog-blog]

I’m sorry, Isaac. It just slipped out. I didn’t mean it at all, promise. Please don’t leave me on an empty road I’m just a small boy I can’t be left alone.

[isaacslight]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've heard it all before, this is coming from the guy who actually helps me dye my hair so.

[superrkiwi-blog-blog-blog]

No, I’m sorry. Please don’t cancel I wanna hang out with you

[isaacslight]

Talk about my hair issues again, Edwards, and I'm leaving you stranded on an empty rode at night.

[superrkiwi-blog-blog-blog]

They also dig boys that aren’t balding. I don’t get how you’re good at driving at night, that shit just scares me.

[isaacslight]

Alright, sensitive topic reached. I'm canceling our plans, bye.