I LOST MY ROLLER AGAIN D:

my splatoon oc rp blog :333

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INTRO POST!!!!!

hiii!!! i’m A!!! my pronouns are he/they/it and i’m a inkling!!! i main roller and i love playing turf war with my friends!!!!

[ooc: hi! this is acidy from @stupidlilguy3 and a rp blog to mess with my silly lil splatoon oc! here’s some art of him and how he looks in game to give u an idea of him]

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I ate fried calamari yesterday 😋

WHAT. BRO WHAT. WHAT THE HELLY. IS THIS A THREAT.

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IM ABOUT TO CRY I HATE SALMON RUN TEAMMATES OHHHHH MY GOD EVERYONE WAS SO DUMBBBBBB THEY ALL KEPT DYING AND ONE OF THEM USED THEIR BOOYAH BOMB ON ONE OF THE LIKE GOLDEN EGG CHESTS LIKE IT WAS ALMOST ALL THE WAY DONE TOO IM GONNA SPLAT MYSELF

okay

that was a bit much

but still

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big big run in the middle of pride month was kinda homophobic now that i think about it maybe the salmonids are homophobic

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What's your opinion on Flyfish?

oh flyfish? i don’t like them :( i always get thrown in between like 12 salmonids and then i notice that flyfish is also targeting me and then i get splatted :(( it’s not fun if you ask me

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sometimes i’m like “i am NOT aura farming” and then i turn around and see my dumbass roommate on his stolen grizzco roller crashing into walls and i’m like “okay compared to him i am” and then he throws a splat bomb at my face

this happens more times then A would like to admit

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skate i swear to cod you’re gonna get a grizzco roller to your FACE if you keep yapping >:[

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i miss my roller tails

i miss them a lot

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my friends are telling me “bro go to bed” but my ROOMMATE is telling me “yo let’s go do a turf war and eat food off the sidewalk”

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blehhhhhh i don’t feel good….. i drank 3 boxes of energy drinks because i need to go do a shift at grizzco and i keep falling asleep even when i drink like 5 energy drinks :((( im gonna splat myself if i fall asleep while at work i swear to cod

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EEEHhhHhHhhahahhAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OHHHH THE CAFFEINE WAS TOO MUCH CAFFEINE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

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blehhhhhh i don’t feel good….. i drank 3 boxes of energy drinks because i need to go do a shift at grizzco and i keep falling asleep even when i drink like 5 energy drinks :((( im gonna splat myself if i fall asleep while at work i swear to cod

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at the hydroplant, straight up throwing it

and by "it", let's just say

my booyah bomb

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me too twin

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guys does my crush like me? i can’t tell :(

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it’s so weird to have the SLIGHTEST bit of floof on my tentacles like i’m not judd why am i fluffy

i mean it’s fine tho cause ppl like it??? i think???

do ppl like it?????

idk but i think it’s kinda cool :P

annoying to comb tho

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guys my crush keeps saying she’s not a lesbian but i think she’s a lesbian and she hates me (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)

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guys i can’t tell if my crush is a lesbian or she likes me like i could ask our friends but likeeeeeee i think she’s a lesbian

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damn already???

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heyy guys :3 my roommate is lowkey mad cause i took his roller so the only logical explanation is to use it EVEN MORE!!! :D

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SKATE WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME T-T