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When you only catch one word of the spell but it's enough to know it's messed up
Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later
You can be a Wizard of Love and a Dragon of Good Morning!!! Good Morning!!! I LOVE YOU!!!
You can be a Wizard of Love and a Dragon of Good Morning!!! Good Morning!!! I LOVE YOU!!!
that is all
My Fitness Coach is a Dark Wizard [Complete]
By Konstantin Vasilyev, 1967
And, in case anyone was wondering, the Silk Road is scarcely silky in the slightest…! In sooth, it’s equal parts mire and jutting stone… and blood, should the brigands descend upon ye. Or if my apprentice squanders my ledgers again. And catalogues twenty turnips as squash.
❦ OCCULT MECHANICS 101: Foundational Spell Theory for Feral Thinkers
✧ Welcome to Occult Mechanics 101✧
A crash course for magical girlies, theybies, and cryptid-coded grad students who accidentally developed a thesis-level obsession with ritual structure and just want to know why their spell didn’t work without getting gaslit by Mercury Retrograde.
This is spell theory for the spiritually overcaffeinated. We're not blaming the vibes. We're building the system.
What we’re covering (so far):
Core Lessons:
✥ What Is a Spell? — Function vs. Form
Types of Magic — Sympathetic, Contagious, Apotropaic, other sexy categories
🜋 Spell Anatomy — What are spells made of and why does it matter?
🜏 Magical Materials 101 — Your herbs, bones, metals, and metaphysics
🜲 Ritual Structure — Scripted vs. Improvised; how not to confuse enteties
❉ Energy Work — Without the fluff
⦗⦘Magic as Code — Syntax, runtime errors, and energetic execution
⚖︎ Magical Ethics — With zero Abrahamic guilt and no cosmic police
⋈ Magical Ecology — Offerings n’ shit
Extras & Add-Ons (aka DLC for your brain):
⚯ Build-A-Spell Flowchart — Like Build-A-Bear, but with more fire
⚙︎ Diagnostics Manual — “Why Did My Spell Flop: A Brutally Honest Guide”
⚭ Comparative Systems Table — A cross-cultural look at ritual forms
↮ Future expansions as the spiral deepens
This will be modular, expandable, and occasionally feral. There will be diagrams. There may be memes. There will definitely be opinions.
If you’ve ever gone from “I found this spell on Pinterest” to “I accidentally wrote a dissertation at 2am while sobbing over a planetary hour calculator and now I’m in a codependent relationship with my citation manager”
❤ welcome home ❤
This is a safe zone for overthinkers, ritual theory goblins, spreadsheet sorcerers, and anyone who wants to cast spells and cite sources like their grimoires are peer-reviewed. Information spirals are my love language.
Hopefully posted once or twice a week.
Light a candle. Scream into the æther. And of course, bookmark the tag and stay tuned
Series tag: #occult mechanics 101
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I'm currently in the process of collecting all of Rebecca Guay's MTG cards. Her art is identifiable without having to see the artist name on the card. I was lucky to find autographed cards at a card shop in another city, and I have several coming in the mail within the next couple of weeks.
You can make birds so simple
oracle bone script
bronze script
seal script
I literally applied for access to a chinese digital repository of Zhou era pottery artifacts to make this.
We can make birds simpler than our wildest dreams
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you now you want to.
Gonna have to wait a whole year if you miss this.
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what are some "faery features" mentioned in folklore?
to be fair, I just made that term up because I like alliteration, but in Germanic folklore there are quite a lot of different traits people can have that either indicate their inherent 'faery/trollish/otherworldly' nature, or are ones that in the process of getting them they adopted or gained faery/troll/otherworldliness. they're often not stated outright and rather implied, as well as being highly variable, contextual, etc. it's a spectrum, and an impossibly complex one a that. I should note that contrary to popular belief, 'faery' is not just a class of beings in the same way that 'troll' isn't. both of those words were originally more like adjectives than nouns, they refer to states of being and lived experiences rather than hard categories or specific individuals. generally speaking these words, and many many like them in Celtic and Germanic folklore - are extremely complex ways to indicate some kind of 'otherness'. 'Otherness' was a sort of socially agreed upon unnamed but highly powerful feature of the world that one found in such things as death, the unknown, the grotesque and malefic, the incomprehensible, the unnavigable, the misunderstood, the arcane, the creepy and uncanny, et cetera. so 'faery' or 'troll' is not an easily grasped class of beings so much as an umbrella term for a whole range of groups and kinds of beings/things/creatures/states that primarily exist outside of our sensory and instrumental perception.
this means that something can be a faery when it's any kind of creature that lives in the otherworld (including, at times, just the ancestors!), but somebody can also be faery to any extent, from somebody who is a full-blown changeling to somebody who just has features that puts them in connection with this concept of faery. things can be faery, places and situations can be faery, and all of this can be to completely varying degrees. just wanna get that out there before people start being like "OMG DOES THIS MEAN I'M HALF FAIRY" because no please settle down
folkloric 'faery features' can be anything like:
amputated limbs or physical deformities
notable and unusual dental differences
blue eyes, red hair, pale skin, tight curls, heterochromia
bodily fluid related notable differences
dwarfism
anything that makes you half of something: half deaf, half blind, limping heavily, being one-legged or one-armed, etc, all gives you "one [x] in the grave/otherworld/etc"
dying and coming back to life
being extremely beautiful, but like, in a Spooky Way
mental disabilities and noticeable or severe mental illnesses
speaking coherently early in life or being extremely far ahead of your peers as a child
just being freaking weird as hell
being very good at divination, very wise, or accurate in predicting the future
etc etc etc etc etc
these are not all completely neutral or free of a history of oppression but I tried to choose ones that weren't traditionally associated strictly with kinds of 'otherness' that were regarded as inherently bad (like witches and witchcraft). nevertheless at the time 'otherness' was very much something that people feared, to varying degrees, with all the effects thereof