They should remake the Lord of the Rings series but have Steve Buscemi play Gollum and have him just be like…normal Steve Buscemi. No silly voice, nothing, just Steve Buscemi walking around talking about “my precious” with his fucking dong out.

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They should remake the Lord of the Rings series but have Steve Buscemi play Gollum and have him just be like…normal Steve Buscemi. No silly voice, nothing, just Steve Buscemi walking around talking about “my precious” with his fucking dong out.
People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person
Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs
when you see a Good post, you can say "HEEHO" when the post is Bad, the post is "wawoo"
Wawoo
shut the fuck up
idk who needs to hear this but it’s healthier for you to just accept that you’re gonna be kinda fat than it is to live the rest of your life miserably trying to monitor yourself to maintain a skinny weight your body doesn’t want to hold onto
“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” what feels even better is living a life where your self-worth isn’t entirely dependent on your thinness and you don’t constantly monitor and shame yourself. attaching the tweet that was worth at least five hours of therapy for me
guy who doesnt realize hes commanding a small army and thinks a lot of people are just going along with his bit
interesting how leadership can sometimes be unintentional yet influential.
save it for linkedin brother
post 1: Ender
reblog 1: Peter quoting Locke at dinner
reblog 2: Valentine
my name is andy im from cincinnati ohio
Just looking at this game I know it's Finnish
its Burglin' Gnomes by Fobri
Fobri is a self-publishing, Finnish dev
so yes
very Finnish /pos
screw ray bradburys 6 word poem. here’s my 2 word one:
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Which of these is a sweet treat? 🤔
Onion 🧅
Steak 🥩
Cupcake 🧁
Honda civic 🚗
POV: a tumblr user craving a sweet treat has spotted your Honda Civic
today our zoo had an annual 21+ day where there's beer n wine stands and no kids and it turns out when you remove the families from a zoo everyone left is lesbians
You are all unaware of my special chainmail bikini technique
You don't know that I've made so many of them, all before I transitioned. You don't know that I would offer to make them for girls and I'd ask to measure their boobs so I could get a perfect fit and then I'd go to their rooms and they'd think we were having sex. You don't know that I've told more than one person "you can put your pants back on, I only need chest measurements for this chainmail."
Honestly I just do it for the love of the game. I only have two boobs myself so if I keep producing chainmail bikini tops I need to find more boobs to put them on.