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Janna Banana. Mistress of the Macabre. Connoisseur of the Creepy. Ingester of Carmel Corn.

[coolhatwitchinghour]

[[y’all im sorry for the impromptu hiatus I was riding out the last of high school for awhile. I’ll try and be back now tho thanks for bein patient <3

~mads

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Cleaning Out The Locker || Closed RP

[coolhatwitchinghour]

head-nodding-safety-kid:

This made Marco pause, eyes widening. “What do you mean you only had the one?! Are you serious?! How are we supposed to fix this then?! Did you buy it off the internet? Maybe we could get another one!” He was mostly just suggesting this to reassure himself that he didn’t just doom himself to a life of bad luck.

“Like I said Marco, yardsale, dunno what to tell ya.” Janna offered little more than a shrug, “But hey, at least you got some knew little friends.” She gestured to the baby birds.

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Cleaning Out The Locker || Closed RP

[coolhatwitchinghour]

head-nodding-safety-kid:

Marco’s eyes widened as his jaw dropped. “Are you serious?! You’re seriously extorting me with this situation?! Janna!”

A pair of baby birds in his hood began pecking at the back of his head, making him wince every couple of seconds.

“Ow! Dang it! Come on, seriously, I need you’re help with this!”

“Ok ok- Listen man you’re callin my bluff here. I don’t actually have three copies of that book. I got it at a yardsale, I’m not really sure what you want me to do seeing as you took it and set it on fire.”

[coolhatwitchinghour]

[ text; ] what would happen if i just, like, downed seven five-hour energies. does that equal 35 hours of energy

[Text:] I DID IT AND NOW I CAN’T FEEL MY FACE OR THE FRUSTRATING PANG OF TEENAGE DRAMA 11/10 WOULD RECOMMEND

[coolhatwitchinghour]

tom-lucitor-official:

[Text:] Look here, you meme loving fuck: If you think I’m going to feel bad for you after this, I won’t.

[Text:] Bottoms up and the devil laughs.

[Text:] What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[coolhatwitchinghour]

[ text; ] some-

[Text:] -one once told me that the world will roll meI'm not the sharpest tool in the hangarHe looked pretty stupid with his thumb and forefingerL-shaped at the frontWell, the years begin to come and you do not stop comingFed to the rules and I hit the ground runningIt did not make sense to live for pleasureYour brain gets smart but your head movesLots to do, lots to seeSo what about the side streets?You never know if you do not goYou will never shine if you do not shineHey, now you're a star, cheek, cheek.Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, payAnd all that glitters is goldOnly the shooting stars break the mold

[Text:] the hit song all star, copywright google translate 2017

[coolhatwitchinghour]

[ text; ] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Text:] AAAAAAAAAAAWHYAREWEYELLINGAAAAAAAAAA

[coolhatwitchinghour]

text message starters pt. 1

[ text; ] this is a terrible idea

[ text; ] fuCK you f*ck your cartoon hotdog husband fuck his stupid sunglasses and FUCK the ketchup kids (and fuck THEIR sunglasses)

[ text; ] i need help.

[ text; ] i don' t know wh a t to fuckign do w i th myself a nymo re

[ text; ] i got a dog!!!!! I GOT A DOG!!!!

[ text; ] please let me come over and pet your dog?

[ text; ] anyway i'm bleeding, like, really badly. no worries though i'm good

[ text; ] i love death and dying

[ text; ] i fucked up. i fucked up really badly.

[ text; ] I BROKE EVERYTHING

[ text; ] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[ text; ] don't freak out but i'm in the hospital.

[ text; ] leave me alone.

[ text; ] i said not to talk to me.

[ text; ] QUICK WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SONG

[ text; ] some-

[ text; ] this might be the last text i ever send you.

[ text; ] i'm going to do it.

[ text; ] i'm sorry.

[ text; ] fCUK I PUNCHED MYSELF I NTHE FACE

[ text; ] i'm playing club penguin and you wouldn't believe the shit these 9 year olds are saying to me

[ text; ] you okay?

[ text; ] i'm so worried please text back please please please

[ text; ] 'i don't drink coffee,' i say, before chugging an entire pot of it

[ text; ] what would happen if i just, like, downed seven five-hour energies. does that equal 35 hours of energy

[ text; ] brb, descending into hell.

[ text; ] it's 3 am and i can't sleep

[ text; ] GO TO BED!!!!!!!!

[tom-lucitor-official]

coolhatwitchinghour replied to your post: [ text; ] what would happen if i just, like,…

[Text;] I found it. Also im not over there and I’m gonna down TEN I think

[Text:] Janna. How do you “FIND” the phone number of a demon?!

[Text:] Janna, please don’t do ten. Please don’t do one.

[coolhatwitchinghour]

[Text:] TOO LATE U KNO WHAT [Text:] fuCK you f*ck your cartoon hotdog husband fuck his stupid sunglasses and FUCK the ketchup kids (and fuck THEIR sunglasses)

[coolhatwitchinghour]

just a fun little character game. fill in the below categories with 3 - 5 things that your character can be identified by. repost & tag away ! PLEASE REPOST, DO NOT REBLOG.

EMOTIONS  /  FEELINGS . 01. Stability 02. Frustration 03. Loneliness

COLORS . 01. Pink 02. Black 03. Green

SCENTS . 01. Earth 02. Candle Smoke 03. Sage

OBJECTS . 01. New age spell books 02. Candles 03. Gemstones

BODY  LANGUAGE . 01. Laid back 02. Uncontrolled 03. Unsure

AESTHETICS. 01. Grunge posts 02. Smoke 03. The occult

TAGGED BY : @tom-lucitor-official TAGGING: Anyone who wants to do the thing tbh.

[coolhatwitchinghour]

Dear Diary

3/17

Today raised the damn question again, why don’t I know when to stop?   Try to ignore things and bury them so you don’t make everything worsejoke about it to the point of making things worse.  Thinking hey I can make a friend outside of this circle of.. eugh dramatic dumb stuff but then someone else is in the thing?? Why is everyone all caught up in it just walk away? Just dig a big hole and shove it all in there because this mess sucks a whole bunch.

[coolhatwitchinghour]

Is Viktor Von Snowyface doing well today?

he seems disappointed in both life and society

[angstmemes]

Send me “Dear Diary” and I'll share a single paragraph out of my muse's diary for every one I receive.

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Cleaning Out The Locker || Closed RP

[coolhatwitchinghour]

head-nodding-safety-kid:

“I was scavenged by raccoons! The these birds nested in my hood while I was in the ground, and the worst part is I got wet socks from a truck splashing water in me as it passed!” He was clearly unnerved. “You need to help me fix this! I would have fixed it but in a weird set of bad luck it caught fire and burned up!”

“Hmmm” Janna brought a hand to her chin, very seriously.

“I see your problem.. You took my book, miscast one of the spells that you had meant for me, and now need my help, because you burned the book.”

  She took another thirty seconds to look as serious as possible, then broke into a smirk.

 “Lending me your library card must sound pretty great right now huh?”

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Cleaning Out The Locker || Closed RP

[coolhatwitchinghour]

head-nodding-safety-kid:

[Text]: Yeah Yeah, whatever

- The Next Day -

Marco was so far having the absolute worse day of his life. He ran into school and soon found Janna. “Janna ya gotta help me! I think I cursed myself instead of you!” He had twigs in his hair, a birds nest (with birds included) in his hood, a black eye, he was wet from head to foot, and parts of his jeans and hoodie were ripped.

Janna can’t hold back her snort of laughter, but all the same she is a little concerned.  “Dude, what happened to you? Did you get trampled but a tree with legs this morning?”

[coolhatwitchinghour]

*gives you a penguin. Because you deserve it*

Thanks? His name is Viktor Von Snowyface now.

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Detention Buds || Closed RP

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seashell-necklace:

“Pffft. Haha, guess the faculty just want to shut down expressionism.” Jackie joked. “So, do you get detention often?” She asked as she takes out a small tool from her backpack and starts to adjust the wheels on her board.

“Yeah dude, they just don’t understand art.” Janna can’t help but crack a smile, “Often enough I might end up receiving my pension in this room.”