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[ooppo]

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

[ooppo]

[orphetoon]

“webtoons need to be x amount of panels long” back in my day webcomics updated one page a week and we liked it

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[marquisdesas]

Saw this post and immediately had a vision

[gallusrostromegalus]

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

[starathsbunker]

#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus

I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious

[gallusrostromegalus]

A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)

Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.

[shroomzie]

Vote Tenna! (if that wasn't already very obvious from the comic)

[pocketsizedpanther]

Anyways, time for the real met gala

[sartorialadventure]

African Magic Viewers' Choice Awards

[gaytanic-panic]

[gaytanic-panic]

#what do you mean harrison ford was a pot dealer in real life. you're kidding. is this real

What do you think actors do before making it big in show business?

[pisshandkerchief]

true. stupid question honestly

[ossidae-passeridae]

It's even funnier though - Harrison Ford was also a professional carpenter, which is ultimately how he was introduced to George Lucas and wound up in Star Wars!!

[hotvampireadjacent]

[kragehund-est]

problematic rage gap. one partner tries to bring nuance and understanding to a tough situation. the other wants to blow up the earth about it.

[ambermaitrejean]

Northern flicker. Jefferson County, Colorado. Photos by Amber Maitrejean

[dogpuppy]

[a-book-of-creatures]

Book that was good: I liked it 👍

Book that was bad: this sucked 👎

Book that I wanted to like but which failed to live up to my hopes: I am going to write 10,000+ words explaining exactly why this book wronged me

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[0sbrain]

[peachsodah]

12 year olds can be brutal and not even realize it

[segamascot]

not feeling very hundred emoji flame emoji today

[palmer]

well I am so 💯🔥💯🔥

[segamascot]

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[palmer]

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