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[pipermintz-deactivated20260402]

I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.

Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"

and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"

[eternalfarnham]

I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[newtsfrogstoads]

Going from being an introverted lurker on reddit to trying to post my own stuff here is so wild. I keep typing out a post, deleting it, then retyping because I think it's not good enough but then I look at other posts and why am I so worried?

It's like I'm at a fancy Italian restaurant and keep glancing around the room to see which hand people use to pick up the forks. But then I realize that everyone is shoveling spaghetti into their mouths using their bare hands and I'm like ah okay so I'm clearly overthinking this

[newtsfrogstoads]

This restaurant is absolute chaos and I'm giving it 5 stars

[cloudabserk]

really funny to meet a genderless alien and make them your gender out of convenience and then fall in love and now you’re gay. you made yourself be gay.

[cloudabserk]

in most cases (ie the left hand of darkness) there’s some amount of gender imagery that is latched on to to justify the arbitrary gendering. in project hail mary he meets a rock and is like this is a boy rock because i’m a boy too :)

[cloudabserk]

castiel saw dean winchester and said hey i like this thing. i like it so much. its a man? i love that. im going to be a man too

[izu]

slapped this together just to get the brainworms out of my head it is Not Good but i dont care

[grezzirossi]

Idk brothers bonding or smth and also Zen is there

[grezzirossi]

Actual conversation I had with my Duo

[ladiscope]

[kabukiaku]

"What becomes of you, when your mind is not your own?"

"I don't know. I'm here one moment, and then...nothing."

"Ah... Then I suppose you are more fortunate than most."

drawing my all-time overwatch fav with my most recent fav? yes. also i think these two should be friends. 🥺

[madscientistreaction]

what's even left of me?

[cryptcoop]

First impressions are everything

[wormzandgutz]

[gunkyn]

[animentality]

[sweet--bun]

How I feel playing this stupid overgrown rat

[cat-cosplay]

Wait... wait wait. Jetpack Cat is real? I take 1 day away from things and Jetpack Cat became a reality?

[justcrafting]

How did they manage to give a cat the same face they give every single woman. Honestly I’m impressed