Cooltrainer Tim

facts are facts, america

[deductionfreak]

I don’t care what Oak says, this is my favorite picture I have taken in Pokemon Snap

[shiny-rhydon]

same energy

[dragupurlife]

[opposite-directions]

life is so hard when you have twenty tv shows to watch

[topmeladies]

Don’t call me out like this

[gatezofhell]

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.

[rakshar]

your forgiven.

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.

[dadhopper-deactivated20171203]

She’s so broke

[elevenspower]

who

[dadhopper-deactivated20171203]

the girl reading this

[ezeqquiel]

[たかさくらべ]

[docjayironvald]

yes charmander is the tallest starter of fire types

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

Why are my clients being arrested? Have they been read their rights? What are the charges?

[trickthekick]

“I’m just going to watch Shrek in my head.”

As a little kid, I was SOOOOOO damn obsessed with Shrek.

I mean the kind of obsessed where I’d watch it over and over again days in a row. It was all I ever wanted to watch.

It got to the point where I had memorised it word-for-word, and beat-for-beat. This meant that, somehow, I could watch it in my head—timed perfectly. No fast forwarding, no skipping.

Now this was fine for car trips and such, because my dad would be like “Hey do you want some colouring-in to do?” And id be like “Nah, I’m going to watch Shrek in my head.”

Ocassionally my dad would ask where I was up to in the movie—just to check on me.

Youre probably thinking Huh that’s weird but cool I guess?

Wrong. Sort of.

It got so bad that I’d watch it in my head at night before I went to sleep. My dad would literally check on me at night, notice I was blankly staring up at the ceiling, and have to yell “Stop watching Shrek and go to sleep!”

I cant remember how this faded from being one of my abilities, but it sure was cool while it lasted.

But for a while, Shrek really WAS my life.

[foxgirlmigraine]

OP this is terrifying

[gaypeopletwitter]

[confirmance]

“You make lists in your head about what you want in a lover, like brown hair and a sweet voice. A sharp mind and a soft heart, a sense of humor that actually makes you laugh like you mean it. This and that. And it’s all bullshit. Because people aren’t lists. And I’ve always wanted to be the person who made someone realize that. I want to come across someone with a list in their head that is nothing like the person I am, and I want to show them what they didn’t even know they were looking for. People who think they know what they want are fooling themselves. Nobody really knows what they want. Not until it’s right in front of them.”

— Anonymous (via suspend)

[astrobro]

[that-twink-over-there]

[hotboyproblems]

Anyone else only in their 20s but feel like they are running out of time to get their life together??

[threehoursfromtroy]

Don’t. I felt this way too, in my twenties, but you know what? I began transitioning at 30. I went back to grad school at 32. I’m living my best life, and while I’m a little behind the curve compared to some of my classmates on some things, I’m also so far ahead of them on others. You need follow nobody’s schedule but your own. Life is hard and the world isn’t doing any of us favors. Be kind to yourself, and remember that you still have plenty of time. The only difference between starting now and 5 or 10 years earlier is now you have more experience.

[happilynever-deactivated2019031]

I needed to hear this so badly

[brujabby]

let’s talk about the universe and make out

[chasecharmer-deactivated2018101]

genres are OUTDATED. i sort my music by thottiness, jammability, rebelliousness, theatricality, and depression.

[thursday]

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

Ominous positivity

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

You will be okay. You have no choice.