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hello whimsical wizards and honey crisp apple enjoyers

[coolwizard21]

wyd if the red delicious army pu for an orb pondering duel??? 🧐🧐🧐

And I shall answer. Prepare to be annihilated.

[prog-elitist]

[mashmouths]

currently eating the world's most perfect apple. idk who i'll be when it's gone

[eepykeepy]

honeycrisp bumper stickers 🍎

[coolwizard21]

me im afraid

[jazzw4ve]

*thunder crackling*

THOU ART LISTENING TO

*fireball explosion*

102.3

*bubbling cauldron*

REAL WIZARDS FM

*shimmering mana crystal*

WHERE WE PLAYETH NOTHING BUT CHANTS, CHANTS, AND MORE CHANTS

*wololo*

THIS ART NOT THINE ELDER MATRIARCH'S STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

[coolwizard21]

is 2137 too old for halloween? the castles next door always have the best mystery mini orbs which either cast ominous purple shimmer or gargantuan toad :/

[coolwizard21]

query for the united spellcasters union- AITA for casting fireball on my level 1 apprentice who pondered The Orb?

[shebobonmydylan]

United Spellcasters Union meeting tonight, everyone please show up to cast your vote for Gandalf as president, I don’t want to see Glinda in power for another year

[coolwizard21]

hes got my vote

[gryphll]

🍏🍎 Apples of the World 🍎🍏

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Red Delicious has no reason to smile. I want to tear the joy from their life.

[coolwizard21]

while some ponder the orb 🔮... i ponder THESE BANDS 💸💸💸💸💸

[xanaxfarts]

“i never see you at the club” ok? i never see you at the creek