hi for the love of god hello

bee | 24 | she/they

[dovv]

[chateauofmymind]

best kinds of characters either:

is/has been an active suicide risk

doesn’t or cannot consider suicide a real option and so is left with an inarticulable feeling of circling the drain

[yassmines]

UM FJFKDJFJD HELLO

[charamells-deactivated20220424]

Flowers

[guhhhhhhhhhhh]

Best thing about watching my grandparents cat is that while I'm there I can rifle through the great Quilt Stash and bring out beautiful works of art to sleep under.

[sexhaver]

locusts are SO fucked up. imagine if your apartment complex got too crowded during a drought so everyone in it started overproducing serotonin until they gained 100lb of pure muscle and then chewed through the drywall of every building in the neighborhood

[powerburial]

they do this over in philly

[dogpuppy]

[o-craven-canto]

Alternate timeline in which all Greek and Latin roots are swapped:

catastrophe -> contraverse cephalopod -> capitoped chlorophyll -> viridofolia democracy -> populimpery homicide -> anthropoctony homosexual -> equigamic kilometer -> millimensure interregnum -> mesarchy magnanimous -> megapsychic manuscript -> chirography motorcycle -> ergatorote microscope -> parvovisor oxygen -> acidofex polyamory -> multierasty television -> remotoscope universe -> monostrophe

[toskarin]

no

[angelhive]

santa claus but instead of naughty or nice i judge if uve been banal or avant garde 

[agentofdeterioration]

The Catalogue of Ships in the Iliad is, to a modern audiences, what classicists have called “boring as hell,” but I can’t help but think that if you were watching Homer recite it it would have been more like when comedians go, “anybody here tonight from Chicago?” and the Chicagoans in the back start cheering

Homer’s like, “and there were forty black ships from… LOCRIS” and the Locrians in the crowd start going absolutely nuts

[segamascott]

detective cuck fujoshi? i spoke with your secretary pussy voluptuous. you're the only one who can solve this case...

[despazito]

[blargberries]

gachia

[necromancelena]

I like that she looks anxious and on edge

[necromancelena]

she looks like she'd say "jeepers!"

[necromancelena]

hey spit that out! drop it! hey!

[thyrell]

[cocainesocialist]

lilith here making the iron clad case for free public transport

[sweatermuppet]

do you have any gender related tips

get a big pair of boots