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V | she/her | too old | avid reader of good books & writer of bad fanfics and comedy sketches | mostly into British comedy, UK politics & The Beatles, other hobbies that might come up include crocheting, making gifs and being bad at various instruments (🎸🎻) | posts lots of random and sometimes personal stuff too | Probably being very weird about a significantly older (possibly fictional) man right now. I love Paul Merton a normal amount, and by that I mean: I'm pretty much insane about him 💕 | AO3: cooperscreosote

[cooperscreosote]

Every time I click through the episodes to take the screenshots for the shirts and ties polls I'm sitting in front of my computer being like 'ahhhh, Paul is so cute' the entire time lol

And it's not even just then...sometimes I, idk, lie in bed or something and am randomly having feels...lmao

[cooperscreosote]

Actual depiction of me lol

[foone]

Objective: be normal about that 66 year old man

OBJECTIVE FAILED

[cooperscreosote]

People are still going "oh it was always hot, nothing to get annoyed about" even now... Well, no shit, Sherlock - but I doubt they had heatwaves of this scale 50 or 100 years ago, eh?

[cooperscreosote]

Just saw a post with a comparison between the current heatwave in Europe and omegaverse heat (bc the weather system is shaped like the letter omega or some shit) and people found this funny when this is actually life-threatening? I should just delete this fucking app I guess

[moonandsundown]

Happy 84th Birthday Paul McCartney!! We love ya!!🥺❤️🐦‍⬛ (GIF animation)

[cooperscreosote]

Everyone with an interest in British politics knows the feeling tbh

[cooperscreosote]

Look at this brave little birthday hatchday boy <3

[wifegideonnav]

tumblr’s for you page

i’ve never used it

i’ve used it a few times

i use it when i’m reeeally bored

i use it fairly frequently, but i use my following dash more

i use the fyp and following tabs equally

i mostly use the fyp, but i also use my following dash

i mostly use my fyp and use the following dash for smth specific

i only use the fyp

Voting ended onJun 20

[ghostisredacted]

just saw someone say "a fandom is small, so like only 1-3 fics posted per day" . you wouldnt survive a day in the place where im from

[emolgana]

anyone else worry that you’re walking around life as the mii on the right

[televisionenjoyer]

Ok I want to know something

how often do you talk with the mutual you speak the most to?

every day

several times a week

once a week

once a month

less than that

i'm too much of a coward to talk to my mutuals

Voting ended onJun 13

also if you want to please add in the tags whether you've met in person and whether you live in the same country

[bobbole]

Zhiyong Jing, Insomnia

[cooperscreosote]

A fanfic has become too long when you can't keep up with the lore you invented yourself any longer 😭

[mostlyfate]

Young Mistress, have you ever been to one? Oh? As if you have?

[duckinpink]

A couple of things I think would be fun to have in Tomodachi Life (p1)

Miis having a crush on player

Features:

The only crush the player will not directly know about.

The mii would want to play with player more often that other miis.

The mii would would sometimes call for a player(the yellow notifications), but then start blushing and run away.

The cannot act on the crush, so it will either fade away with time, or be replaced by another crush.

2. Similarly, miis being upset at the player

Features:

The reason would be player rarely visiting(especially if mii and player have stronger bond), feeding a mii too many foods they don't like/giving them clothes they don't like, not playing with them enough, and refusing their requests too often.

The mii would not let player interact with them.

The mii will refuse the food/treasures given to them.

They will calm down easy, with foods they like + head pats

3. More couple interactions

Features:

Miis holding hands over the table.

First kiss is a separate cutscene, something silly.

Marital brackets? Something like that

Bedrooms combine!

We can see the babies grow over a week or more!

4. Custom festivals/celebrations(+ festivals in general)

Features:

Made in a separate, party-planning building?

Custom date, clothes, colours, food, mandatory activities and phrases, and decorations.

General festivals would be New Years, lunar new year, and halloween.

5. Backpain

Features:

Not a projection, not a projection, not a projection-

Mii will either be stuck, or just be walking hanged over, without that little quirk.

Mini game would look like rolling dough, but instead rolling the mii with a rolling pin.

6. Forehead kisses feature

Features:

It's cute.

Lemme kiss their foreheads.

[todayintokyo]

Hydrangeas in Kyoto by 𝚋𝚒𝚛𝚍

[hugsohugs]

one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(

[cooperscreosote]

The feel when the Supergirl event quests make me actively dislike my own birb. Fictional story or not, I don't want to sympathise with such an irresponsible dog owner like her, and neither should my birb :/