braveryheaton:
“Oh sweetheart, I’m so sorry to hear that. But if it was a song you wanted, all you had to do was ask.” Avery put a hand on Cooper’s shoulder and cleared her throat, before beginning to sing slightly off key. “So your daughter’s done got herself dead, gone and knocked herself right on the head. And you don’t know what to do, I bet you’re feeling awfully blue. But let me tell you here, you’ve got the grace and beauty of a… deer? So uh, don’t you fret, my sweet summer pet. Your daughter pro’lly in heaven, so crank that funky shit up to eleven.”
Cooper was silent during the song, but their jaw was nearly hitting the ground. They hadn’t expected her to go along with the joke, but after she was done they couldn’t stop themself from laughing about it. They took her hand from their shoulder and held onto it, nearly doubling over with laughter. “You--” They could hardly get a word out between breathless giggles. “Bravo!”

















