Honey, if you knew that, you’d still be paying me to replace them for you.
You know there are other places with friendlier staff I could go to.

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Honey, if you knew that, you’d still be paying me to replace them for you.
You know there are other places with friendlier staff I could go to.
I really need to stop these late nights
But they’re too much fun, but still…
You know what they say: You can have too much fun.
Well, I’m surprised you never crashed, given your brake pads are practically gone.
Well, if I knew that do you think I'd be here paying for your services?
-is so focused on case notes on his phone, he bumps into someone on the street- Shit. -looks up startled and clears throat- Sorry about that, obviously I should watch where I’m going.
[ Mitchell was off-duty and had wandered around looking for a bar to waste hs money on for a few hours before holing up in his place and catching some well-deserved rest. Distracted, he failed to notice someone walking in direct bee line to him. ] Don’t mention it – I’m – [ He looked up at the taller man, easily recognizing who it was. ] Not your fault, Mr. Saunders. Should’ve been paying attention.
Oh, this is just lovely. So much for making it to work today.
Problem, Ma'am?
Isn’t quiet a good thing in your line of work?
Haven't you heard the 'calm before the storm?'
Still quiet as ever, aren't we?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
My gun's a handy little inanimate object.