Why does anyone do anything?

An independent role-playing account for Jim Moriarty of the BBC's Sherlock. This blog depicts NSFW and potentially triggering themes. Read and interact at your own risk. Click below for a FAQ and other useful things. Skype: copingwithboredom

[copingwithboredom-blog]

[TEXT] I appear to be at a loose end. Got anything for me? SM

[TEXT] Nothing new at the moment. Lost the ability to make your own fun? JM

[tigersniper-deactivated20150224]

[TEXT] Not at all. I don’t think you’re challenging me enough. SM

[copingwithboredom-blog]

[TEXT] That so? JM

[copingwithboredom-blog]

[TEXT] I appear to be at a loose end. Got anything for me? SM

[TEXT] Nothing new at the moment. Lost the ability to make your own fun? JM

[copingwithboredom-blog]

[TEXT] It's been almost a week. Short of setting fire to your flat and smoking you out, I'm out of ideas. What's going on? SM

[TEXT] Business is too quiet. Might as well be watching paint dry. JM

[tigersniper-deactivated20150224]

[TEXT] With a benevolent boss like you? Hard not to, Gorgeous. SM

[copingwithboredom-blog]

[TEXT] I'll have you know I found that physically painful. JM

[copingwithboredom-blog]

[TEXT] It's been almost a week. Short of setting fire to your flat and smoking you out, I'm out of ideas. What's going on? SM

[TEXT] Business is too quiet. Might as well be watching paint dry. JM

[tigersniper-deactivated20150224]

[TEXT] So what can I do about it? I’m on top of everything here so can be all yours, you lucky bastard. SM

[copingwithboredom-blog]

[TEXT] Feeling lucky, I see. JM

[copingwithboredom-blog]

[TEXT] It's been almost a week. Short of setting fire to your flat and smoking you out, I'm out of ideas. What's going on? SM

[TEXT] Business is too quiet. Might as well be watching paint dry. JM

[tigersniper-deactivated20150224]

[TEXT] When you’re in this mood, you could be on a spacehopper on the moon and you’d still be a surly cunt. SM

[copingwithboredom-blog]

[TEXT] Probably true. JM

[copingwithboredom-blog]

[TEXT] It's been almost a week. Short of setting fire to your flat and smoking you out, I'm out of ideas. What's going on? SM

[TEXT] Business is too quiet. Might as well be watching paint dry. JM

[tigersniper-deactivated20150224]

[TEXT] I resent that even more. Orgasms always count. SM

[copingwithboredom-blog]

[TEXT] You're boring me again. JM

[copingwithboredom-blog]

[TEXT] It's been almost a week. Short of setting fire to your flat and smoking you out, I'm out of ideas. What's going on? SM

[TEXT] Business is too quiet. Might as well be watching paint dry. JM

[tigersniper-deactivated20150224]

[TEXT] I resent that. SM

[copingwithboredom-blog]

[TEXT] Orgasms don't count. Sorry. JM

[copingwithboredom-blog]

[TEXT] It's been almost a week. Short of setting fire to your flat and smoking you out, I'm out of ideas. What's going on? SM

[TEXT] Business is too quiet. Might as well be watching paint dry. JM

[tigersniper-deactivated20150224]

[TEXT] I can’t express how glad I am that you finally started answering your fucking texts, Boss. SM

[copingwithboredom-blog]

[TEXT] You never were very good at expressing positive feelings. JM

[copingwithboredom-blog]

[TEXT] It's been almost a week. Short of setting fire to your flat and smoking you out, I'm out of ideas. What's going on? SM

[TEXT] Business is too quiet. Might as well be watching paint dry. JM

[copingwithboredom-blog]

[TEXT] What do you think I’m doing? You’re no great distraction at the moment. JM

[tigersniper-deactivated20150224]

[TEXT] So your great masterplan is to annoy me? The Holmes brothers must be shaking in their boots. SM

[copingwithboredom-blog]

[TEXT] It's one of the unforeseen benefits. JM

[copingwithboredom-blog]

[TEXT] It's been almost a week. Short of setting fire to your flat and smoking you out, I'm out of ideas. What's going on? SM

[TEXT] Business is too quiet. Might as well be watching paint dry. JM

[tigersniper-deactivated20150224]

[TEXT] So find something. SM

[copingwithboredom-blog]

[TEXT] What do you think I'm doing? You're no great distraction at the moment. JM

[copingwithboredom-blog]

[TEXT] It's been almost a week. Short of setting fire to your flat and smoking you out, I'm out of ideas. What's going on? SM

[TEXT] Business is too quiet. Might as well be watching paint dry. JM

[copingwithboredom-blog]

[TEXT] Boring. JM

[tigersniper-deactivated20150224]

[TEXT] I am NOT a boring shag. SM

[TEXT] You’re being deliberately obtuse. Do you intend to do anything resembling work or not? SM

[copingwithboredom-blog]

[TEXT] When we have something worth working on. JM

[copingwithboredom-blog]

[TEXT] It's been almost a week. Short of setting fire to your flat and smoking you out, I'm out of ideas. What's going on? SM

[TEXT] Business is too quiet. Might as well be watching paint dry. JM

[tigersniper-deactivated20150224]

[TEXT] Work, sleep, fuck, smoke, drink, read, run, gym, stop fucking whining like a twelve-year-old girl, all of the above. SM

[copingwithboredom-blog]

[TEXT] Boring. JM

[copingwithboredom-blog]

[TEXT] It's been almost a week. Short of setting fire to your flat and smoking you out, I'm out of ideas. What's going on? SM

[TEXT] Business is too quiet. Might as well be watching paint dry. JM

[tigersniper-deactivated20150224]

[TEXT] Very morbid. Are you done being a drama queen yet? SM

[copingwithboredom-blog]

[TEXT] Nothing better to do. JM

[copingwithboredom-blog]

[TEXT] It's been almost a week. Short of setting fire to your flat and smoking you out, I'm out of ideas. What's going on? SM

[TEXT] Business is too quiet. Might as well be watching paint dry. JM

[copingwithboredom-blog]

[TEXT] Where’s the harm in that? JM

[tigersniper-deactivated20150224]

[TEXT] You can’t threaten someone if you’re dead. No-one respects a corpse. SM

[copingwithboredom-blog]

[TEXT] You can't do a lot of things when you're dead. More inconvenient for them. JM

[copingwithboredom-blog]

[TEXT] It's been almost a week. Short of setting fire to your flat and smoking you out, I'm out of ideas. What's going on? SM

[TEXT] Business is too quiet. Might as well be watching paint dry. JM

[tigersniper-deactivated20150224]

[TEXT] The Bulgarians are convinced you’re dead and I’m covering it up. SM

[copingwithboredom-blog]

[TEXT] Where's the harm in that? JM

[copingwithboredom-blog]

[TEXT] It's been almost a week. Short of setting fire to your flat and smoking you out, I'm out of ideas. What's going on? SM

[TEXT] Business is too quiet. Might as well be watching paint dry. JM

[tigersniper-deactivated20150224]

[TEXT] Do you have any idea how much chaos you’ve caused??? SM

[copingwithboredom-blog]

[TEXT] Quite a good idea, actually. JM

[copingwithboredom-blog]

[TEXT] It's been almost a week. Short of setting fire to your flat and smoking you out, I'm out of ideas. What's going on? SM

[TEXT] Business is too quiet. Might as well be watching paint dry. JM