Have you heard about the whole Valko drama? I can’t believe they’re removing him completely. I was looking forward to him 😭
WHAT!? THEY ARE??
I was kinda looking forward to him too :( I knew some other players were a little iffy about a new LI suddenly being added, but I read that Valko has been planned for a long time. That honestly should've zipped a lot of people up, and really it shouldn't have been a huge deal to be adding a LI, but if it's gotten so bad they're removing him... that's just sad :(
Yes - but only of one character (feel free to comment)
Maybe - depends on xyz (please ask questions if you have any!!)
No - :(
DO NOT SELECT (this one is for me :>)
Yes - multiple/all my favs
Voting ended onJun 29
EDIT: Some of you said yes and that's enough for me :D
Please comment or send an ask about which character(s) you really want to see. Right now I've bought the materials for Sylus, Xavier, and Rafayel. Zayne and Caleb will come soon, I'm still just figuring out what beads and charms to pick for them :3 (and to see how sales go altogether :/)
Again, any questions don't be afraid to reach out and ask! I'm more than happy to answer them :)
EDIT 2: Zayne and Caleb materials ordered... I love sudden bursts of creativity... not so much the price, but oh well
It finally went through! It’s weird because it didn’t ask me for a code last night, but now it did. This also happened when I tried to purchase something on kofi a month ago. I use to be able to purchase stuff with no issues but whatever. Lmk if you need more info and I’ll message you on kofi.
I saw!! I’m so glad everything was finally figured out 😌 I took a glance at what you sent in the form and honestly I think you’ve given enough but I’ll def let you know if need be!
Thank you again for the support and patience, anon 🫶🏻
Hii again! I tried again like multiple times and it now says it can’t authenticate my card like wtf. I literally doordashed earlier and it was fine why does kofi hate me 😭
That’s actually nasty anon 😭
I’m gonna keep looking into this and hopefully find a solution 😔🤞🏻 sorry this is causing so much trouble, your patience is very appreciated
EDIT:
I can see your attempts and they’re saying you failed your 3D security?? Upon looking it up, it means, like, if your bank sends you a one time code or asks for authorization through your banks app. Things like that… it could also be your banks app flagging the purchase as sketchy since it’s the first time you’re buying from me 💀 but i might’ve fixed the problem after doing some digging and switching some settings. I hate to even ask, but try again and let me know…?
Hii my currency is USD and I was using my actual card details. I’ll try again after work and hopefully it goes through this time 🙏
Alrighty! No sweat, whenever you can. Fingers crossed for you 🤞🏻
I was curious if maybe it was something with kofi not accepting your currency or maybe something like I can’t accept it but USD should definitely be a-okay 😔
I’ve been trying to purchase a matchup, but for some reason it doesn’t take my card bc it says I put the info wrong even though I triple checked. Idk, I think kofi hates me 💔💔
BOOOOO 👎🏻 fuckin’ kofi :((
I’ll look into it anon, but if you don’t mind, can I know the currency/country you’re purchasing from? Just in case 💔
EDIT:
WAIT!!! Are you trying with PayPal or your actual card details? Because silly fuckin’ me didn’t set up Stripe or whatever it’s called 😭
EDIT 2:
I set up Stripe, please let me know if the issue was solved 🙏🏻
Upon popular demand (one anon <3), LADS and Genshin matchups, plus Leon Kennedy compatibility readings are now open and purchasable through ko-fi for the low, pocket change price of $2 CAD (about $1.40USD, 1.25 Euros, 1.06GBP or 2.02 AUD for all you foreign mofos)
All the details can be found through the link in my pinned post, and of course, there's no obligation for you to buy it! It's all for funsies babes :p
Other fandoms always have the chance of being added! Any suggestions feel free to either comment or send an ask :) And even if I no longer write for a fandom, if I have in the past and there's interest for it, then I wouldn't mind adding them too (Mystic Messenger, Ikemen and Obey Me, for example)!
Ooo there’s a lot of fandoms you write for that I would want a matchup from, but I would most likely get a love and deepspace one since I’m really into them atm.
Okie dokie! LADS is one of the first ones I’d be offering (mainly since I think it would be easier given the select few bachelors to work with). It’s currently in the works, I just need to get a few things a little more organized :D
⋆ compound v latches onto your leo rising, mercury, and mars first, because the chart is giving “i am warm, loud, expressive, and secretly terrified everyone is judging the volume”. there’s a big presence here, even when you are doubting it. cancer sun and saturn make you sensitive to belonging, rejection, and being emotionally safe with people, while gemini moon/venus/lilith make your mind fast, curious, funny, and very aware of every tiny shift in how someone responds to you. v finds the part of you that worries you are too much, too noticeable, too embarrassing, not polished enough to be chosen—and, because compound v has a sick sense of humor, it makes your presence impossible to ignore.
⋆ your manifested ability would be spotlight distortion. your body can bend attention, perception, and emotional focus around you like a living stage light. when you activate it, people cannot look away unless you let them. your voice hits louder, your movements sharpen, your hair and tattoos seem more vivid, and the air around you warms with this golden shimmer that makes every gesture feel important. defensively, you can pull hostile attention off other people and onto yourself, or scatter someone’s perception so they see multiple “versions” of you laughing, talking, moving, taunting from different angles. offensively, you can overload someone with scrutiny—make them feel watched by an invisible crowd until they panic, freeze, confess, or crumble under shame. very glamorous. very mean. very “you wanted to stare? okay, choke on it.”
⋆ your power intensifies when you feel embarrassed, rejected, compared, or made to feel replaceable. cancer sun/saturn makes emotional security a huge trigger: if you sense someone pulling away, judging you, or making you feel like loving you is a compromise, the spotlight starts burning hotter. gemini moon makes the anxiety verbal and fast, spinning through every possible meaning behind one look or one weird tone, while leo mars reacts strongly to disrespect. you may try to be understanding—and you are, especially with morally grey situations—but if someone treats your softness like stupidity or your loudness like a flaw, the room is going to become a stage and they are about to lose the scene.
⋆ the drawback is that your power feeds on visibility, and visibility is already complicated for you. the more you use it, the more people project onto you: desire, judgment, jealousy, admiration, resentment. physically, overuse causes heat rashes, throat strain, migraines, trembling, and flashes in your vision like camera bulbs going off behind your eyes. emotionally, the cost is brutal because it can become hard to know whether people see you or the version of you your power makes impossible to miss. your lesson would be learning that being seen is not the same as being consumed. and baby, vought would absolutely try to consume.
⋆ vought would name you goldrush. it is bright, addictive, dramatic, and marketable as hell. “gold” sells the leo glow, warmth, glamour, confidence, and heroic shine. “rush” sells the emotional effect: people feel pulled in, hyped up, overwhelmed, caught in the current of you. vought would pitch it as “the hero who brings courage into the spotlight,” which sounds cute until you realize your power can basically make someone feel publicly exposed in their own nervous system.
⋆ publicly, vought would brand you as the relatable showstopper. not untouchable supermodel, not icy goddess—something warmer, louder, funnier, more human, with a body people recognize and a presence they remember. copper curls with black tips, brown eyes, little tattoos, big laugh, big feelings, big opinions. they would sell you as confidence propaganda: love yourself, take up space, be bold, buy the limited-edition goldrush body mist, whatever. behind the scenes, though, the branding would cut close because vought would try to turn your insecurity into a campaign before you had time to heal it. they would want you inspiring but controlled, loud but not inconvenient, morally flexible but not too honest about why. unfortunately for them, your chart has too much heart and too much mouth.
.𖥔˚ 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭,
⋆ your closest friend would be hughie. he would understand the anxiety spiral underneath the jokes and fast talking, and you would understand his tendency to overthink every morally impossible choice until his brain becomes soup. your gemini moon/venus would match his nervous verbal energy, while your cancer sun would make you protective of him even when you are teasing him for being a disaster in human form. he would irritate you by doubting himself out loud every twelve seconds; you would irritate him by saying “i’m fine” in a tone that clearly means you are mentally hosting a courtroom drama. still, the loyalty would be sweet and real.
⋆ romantically and sexually, you would feel pulled toward soldier boy. yes, i know. unfortunate but astrologically loud. leo mars and rising are drawn to confidence, presence, physicality, and someone who feels impossible to ignore. gemini venus likes banter, provocation, and tension that keeps moving, while cancer sun secretly wants to know whether the arrogant bastard has any softness buried under all that ego. the pull would be messy, sharp-mouthed, sexually charged, and deeply annoying because he would trigger your fear of not being “enough” while also looking at you like he cannot understand why you would ever doubt yourself. healthy? questionable. validating? dangerously. he would not handle your insecurity gently, but he would probably sound genuinely offended that you ever thought you were not worth staring at.
⋆ you would clash badly with starlight. not because you are enemies, but because she would trigger the goody-two-shoes mirror in a way that makes you uncomfortable. you understand morality is complicated; she wants to believe in doing the right thing even when the world makes that almost impossible. your cancer/leo heart would admire her, but your gemini moon would poke at the hypocrisy, the performance of goodness, the moments where “right” and “clean” are not the same thing. she might see your moral flexibility as dangerous; you might see her certainty as naive. the fight would not be petty. it would be about what good people are allowed to do when every option is ugly.
⋆ the boys would recruit you, but they would argue about how to use you. butcher would love your ability to pull attention, destabilize a room, and make targets crack under public-feeling pressure. mm would worry about the psychological damage and insist you are not used as bait every single time, because of course butcher would suggest it. hughie would be protective in his awkward way. kimiko would respect how you can redirect danger away from others. frenchie would call your power “a theatre of the nervous system” and everyone would stare at him for a second. they would not try to kill you unless you started enjoying the control too much or using shame as punishment on civilians. mostly, they would try to stop vought from turning your insecurity into a leash.
⋆ you could make it into the seven, but it would go badly fast. vought would want you because you are memorable, warm, marketable, visually distinct, and emotionally addictive on camera. the public would love the big personality, the relatability, the “take up space” branding. but the seven is a pressure cooker for insecurity, comparison, and performance, which are exactly the things that intensify your power. homelander would hate sharing attention with someone who can literally pull a room’s focus. vought would either push you in and regret it, or keep you as a powerful public asset just outside the roster because you are too loved to discard and too emotionally reactive to trust beside their golden psychopath.
.𖥔˚ 𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐠𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐬,
compound v did not make you too much. it made the world admit it was looking—⌞ 𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐮𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐝 ⌝
want to know what compound v would do to you? file access is open through my ko-fi. ⌞ breached ⌝
God there are too many... but really anything covered by NateWantsToBattle/Nathan Sharp are good (his original songs are good too) but to name one: Irresistible (originally by Fall Out Boy).
23: A song that you think everybody should listen to
If you somehow haven't... All Star by Smash Mouth... I said what I said and meant what I said
