"LUIS" oh lawd she comin "YOUR MOM GAY"
“…………………….Honestly…? She might’ve been, for all I knew.”
Does he even get what she’s talking about? It’s hard to tell.
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"LUIS" oh lawd she comin "YOUR MOM GAY"
“…………………….Honestly…? She might’ve been, for all I knew.”
Does he even get what she’s talking about? It’s hard to tell.
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Eh? Well, some kind of apology would have been nice ( not that he was expecting much from a total stranger, not really, least of all one prone to making animal noises ) and yet this one was blowing up at him. Dae-jung wasn’t too familiar with the ins and outs of specific dialects, but he could pick up from the aggressive tone that he was meant to be offended.
❝ Wait, wh-what did I do? I’ve been here this whole time - you don’t see me making weird sounds! ❞
And thus, offence was taken - though his own voice spoke volumes more that he was a little more dejected than angry. He didn’t consider himself all that scary…
❝ What’s that for, anyway…? You’re not trying to summon a dog, are you? ❞
As Dae-Jung speaks, it seems to only make Ezekiel all the more angry, his face beginning to turn a light red as he bares his... oddly sharp teeth at him in a sneer.
“...W- Well, you shouldn’t--d- don’t fucking... Just don’t fucking make sudden noises, will you?! Fucking wanker! So what if I make strange sounds?! It’s not your goddamn problem, twat!” He huffs. “N- No, I’m not trying to--huh? I don’t even like dogs! ...Granted, I have one, but that’s beside the point!! Why would I try to summon a dog, you fucking idiot?! I don’t think that’s even possible! ...Is it? Agh, whatever! Fuck you!”
His gaze is cold steel, eyes not wondering from his target and brows furrowed like he’s planning his next move. He stands almost stone still. Cold, calculating.. Almost like an animal a few moments before it leaps at his prey.
With a quick suck of the teeth, he finally strikes!
… And grabs a box of cat food off the store shelf, scanning the back for a moment before turning to the closest to him, tapping them on the shoulder.
“Sorry for the interruption, you wouldn’t know if this would be safe for an older cat, would you?”
Miki hadn’t even noticed the man as she, too, browsed through the cat food, being lost in her own little world. Hey, isn’t it weird? she thinks to herself. If I blow hooo out of my mouth, cold air comes out. But if I blow haaa, hot air comes out! Peculiar!
And so, before Nagase taps her on her shoulder, she’s just blowing “hoooo!” and “haaaa!”, but she quickly pauses and turns to look at him with a wide, friendly smile on her face.
“Ah! Hiiii! Yes, yes, that should be fine, I think! Oh, you got an older cat, sir?! Did you know? The record for the longest cat ever is 48.5 inches! Isn’t that so neat?! Ahaha!” ...She’s a talkative gal, it seems. “Oh, oh, oh! My name’s Miki, by the way! Miki Kashiwagi! Who ‘re you, Cat Man-san?!”
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❝ Aish…!! H-hey, please don’t make that noise again…? For a moment I thought you were an actual dog…I was gonna have a heart attack or something. ❞
His first instinct, clutching at his chest with perhaps a little excess drama, upon hearing the bark was to respond with his typical fear - though he could barely manage the words under the other, much taller man’s harsh gaze. Easily intimidated, especially to a fault.
There’s a growl (and all the same as the bark, it’s comically dog-like) heard from Ezekiel as he takes a few steps back the second Dae-Jung speaks, and his frail, scrawny body begins to shake ever so slightly, glaring into the other’s eyes here.
“H- How the fuck do I sound like an actual dog, you fucking idiot?!” He’s just going to ignore the fact that he literally barks and growls? “Y- You were going to have a heart attack?! You were the one who frightened me, dumbass! Sod off, twat! Grrr...” It... It seems he’s just as--if not more--scared as Dae-Jung, huh?
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As if the photo confusion for a couple days ago wasn't enough, Ezekiel's about to be hit with a double whammy, as Alex skips towards him, wearing a black crop top and skirt set, with fishnet stockings and a rose pattern on the skirt. She looks like a totally different person yet again, especially with the way her hair had grown out! "Zeke! Hey! Uh-... what do you think? I'm trying out new fashion, 'cause of the whole... thing!"
Well, needless to say, Ezekiel is a bit shocked at Alex’s new appearance, though he tries his best to hide it, looking the girl up and down for a moment. “Ah! Well, not that I know hardly anything about fashion, but I’d say you look… ah, stunning! Your hair definitely looks nice grown out!”
Then he offers a smile to her–small as it may be, it’s clearly a genuine one. “You, ah… You certainly seem much happier these days now that you’ve, uh, transitioned and whatnot! More… energetic, perhaps? Nice on you!”
"Hey- hey, Zeke, look at this." It looks like Alex is holding an old picture! She shows it to him, and it shows... her, looking a lot younger, taking a picture with a black-haired girl. Or... IS that them? They're all decked out in a spiked collar and a skull shirt! "I- that's me with my ex-girlfriend when I was 14. Just- just LOOK at me!"
“Hm?” He takes a gander at the picture that Alex shows him. For a moment, he’s simply confused as to why she’s showing him a picture of two completely random people he’s never seen in his life, not recognizing the punk kid as Alex at all, until she mentions that that punk kid is, in fact, her. His eyes go wide.
“That’s… That’s fucking you?! Y- You look fine there, b- but WHAT?! Huh?! There’s… There’s no way–you look too different! What the FUCK? HOLY SHIT–” Perhaps a bit of an overreaction from Ezekiel? Maybe. Then again, this guy has been sheltered for, like, his entire life–he probably doesn’t even know about the entire concept of a punk phase at all.
fuck sentence starters.
’ i dont know if i need a hug or to fuck. ’ ’ you know what? fuck this shit. ’ ’ are you out of your fucking mind? ’ ’ do i look like i give a fuck? ’ ’ i wish i had a fuck to spare but i don’t. ’ ’ you’re fucking stupid, honestly. ’ ’ you know what, fuck you dude. ’ ’ fuck you right back. ’ ’ you did not just say that, you fucker. ’ ’ what do you think i am, just a fuck? ’ ’ i’m just another fuck to you, huh? ’ ’ i really just want to fuck right now. ’ ’ please stop using fuck in every sentence. ’ ’ you use the word ‘fuck’ a lot, you know. ’ ’ you are a fucktard but a cute fucktard. ’ ’ you have lost every bit of my fucking respect. ’ ’ if you say ‘fuck’ one more time, i swear. ’ ’ do you wanna fuck or what? ’ ’ someone else wanted to fuck you? ’ ’ please stop telling me about your fucks. ’ ’ do you ever not go around and fuck? ’ ’ all you do is eat, sleep and fuck. ’ ’ seriously, how to you stand to fuck that much? ’ ’ did you fuck anyone last night? ’ ’ i know i’m a good fuck, so whatever. ’ ’ i will fuck you up, don’t even try. ’ ’ don’t get fucked up today. ’ ’ you will get fucked up if you don’t shut up. ’ ’ what did you just fucking say to me? ’ ’ why don’t you fuck off? ’ ’ seriously, fuck you. ’ ’ fuck you, fuck you and fuck you. ’
“Really, I’m unsure why everyone keeps telling me to eat... I’m perfectly fucking fine! A- And what I eat or don’t eat is none of anybody’s concern, regardless! Hmph...!”
“Stop saying I look like Chicken Little! He’s dumb, and he’s a coward, and I am NOT a coward!”
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“A previous life. Yes… verily, I believe that may be the case.” As much as the fallen angel didn’t know about his previous relationship with this stranger - if they even had one in the first place - they weren’t about to bring up the fact that they were, in fact, undead. While they were aware of the previous and current nature of their existence, most of their memories and powers - including those of memories belonging to a previous life - were lost to them. They could only wonder what it was that killed them this time around. “It matters not, young Chet. I am Charlie, if thou’st needeth a reminder of mine name.”
“Yeahhh, bro... Like, aliens ‘n shit, man.” What do aliens have absolutely anything to do with what they’re talking about? Who knows. “’Sup, Charlie... I’m Chet. Did I already mention that? Looool. Lmao. Anyway, like...” He trails off for a short moment, as if to recollect his thoughts, forgetting what he was going to say for a bit until he remembers. “Oh yeah, so like... what’s up with the whole ass Shakespeare talk? Not judgin’, just curious, my dude... You, like, an actor or somethin’? That’s pretty lit, haha. Wack.”
“I don’t believe I recognise you. I recognise this… scenario, however. As this has played out one too many times, like a distant sense of dejá-vu. Remind me of your name, if thou would’st be so kind.”
“Like... dude... that’s some deep ass shit. Like, did you know? Dejá-vu is actually ‘cause, like, you remember shit from a past life--or some shit like that? It’s cool. Super cool. But, like, the government, man... doesn’t want us to know that shit. Wait, what were we talking about again?” What the everloving fuck is he even talking about. “Oh, yeah... Thy name is Chet, man... That’s, like, correct Old Medieval Speech, right? Did I say that right? Lol, probably not, ‘cause I’m not a fuckin’ history nerd, but... I’m Chet. Wait, did I already say that? Hm.”
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really LONG CHARACTER SURVEY. RULES. repost , don’t reblog ! good luck !
TAGGED. i stole it from Kiki!! TAGGING. whoever wants to do it!!
BASICS.
FULL NAME: Ezekiel Axel Ruiz Rosario
NICKNAME: Zeke
AGE: (Verse dependent) anywhere from 19 to 25! most often tho, i usually make him 25.
BIRTHDAY: November 15 (self given bc he doesnt know his real birthday)
ETHNIC GROUP: Puerto Rican / Latino
NATIONALITY: British-American
LANGUAGE(S): English, Spanish, Dutch, Japanese, Latin, Romanian, some Russian, and some Chinese! he likes to study languages a lot....
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Demi-Pansexual
ROMANTIC ORIENTATION: Demi-Panromantic
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Hes multiship boiiii
CLASS: Upper class, though he really doesnt have very expensive tastes or anything. Seems like he’d be lower class, but. yknow, he is a celebrity so.
HOMETOWN / AREA: London, England
CURRENT HOME: A very small and shitty apartment. Yeah, he could get a much better home bc he does have the money, but... hes weird and likes a more slightly cramped space. dont question Ezekiel, he has weird preferences.
PROFESSION: Guitarist of the rock band Rogue! also used to work at a music shop when he was like 17, but that was back in London.
OH YEAH i just made relationship pages for Augustine, Ezekiel and Kailee! i was gonna add ones for Aaron and Luis too but i got lazy rip
I CRAVE INTERACTIONS ON HERE, ESPECIALLY WITH THE BAND SO YEET- like this post for a starter!! ill probably use either Augustine, Ezekiel, Kailee, Aaron or Luis–but if you dont want any of those, feel free to specify a muse you wanna interact with!!