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“Omg, I love these! They go up to size 6X AND they have pockets?! Wow!! But do you have anything longer?”
Sure do, no problem!!
“YES these are great!!! But what about.. longer?”
I gotcha!! Comin’ right up!
“Perfect! But I have just one more question… what if I’m feeling spicy? How about skirts that are even shorter than the first ones?!” Oh, you’re in luck! We’ve got minis now.
*wild cheering* /scene
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Happy Crowy Yule! It's a reall whose who of Yuletide.
Years ago I overheard (eavesdropped upon) a telephone conversation between a public parks official and a golf course owner.
Parks Official: No sir, you cannot
Parks Official: No. They are a protected species
Parks Official: You CANNOT shoot them
Parks Official: Or poison them, no. Or trap them
Parks Official: If you like, we can-- no, I'm it. I'm the ranking official here. There's nobody above me. My boss? You mean... the governor's office? Sure, I guess. Okay bye
After he hung up, he gave me this thousand-yard stare before answering my unvoiced question.
"There's a flock of flamingos at the 9th green disrupting golfers. He wanted permission to go out there with a shotgun and take care of matters, but sensed there might be... legal ramifications. So he called us."
I laughed. "Does that happen often?"
"Oh, we get calls like that a couple times a month."
Country clubs should be burned to the ground and their golf courses turned into community gardens i am 10000% serious
Finally ive found my people
Hate hate hate hate scrolling this app and hitting one of those dumbass interactive ads cuz they have more traction
he's very excited about his first night as a jack o lantern
my boy
I love how its getting closer to that time of year again and ppl starting to reblog my boy again
HOW HAS IT BEEN 2 YEARS AND NOBODY TOLD ME KERMIT THE FROG WAS A GIANT SNAIL ON THE MASKED SINGER?!
whoever decided to turn daisy bell into a spooky dookie creepypasta song is fucking evil. that computer was brave enough to sing us a delightful little song and you do THIS to him? thats hatsune mikus grandpa dude. fuck you
Miku family reunion
for today's lucky 10,000, here's the song that OP is talking about
it is genuinely sweet and charming and I'm so glad to have googled it
The meme is funny, but Miku's grandpa (the IBM 7094) actually looked like this:
He took up 2,000+ square feet and helped with NASA's "Saturn" flights.
Look how big and clunky he is. He had to work really hard to sing that song ;_; please appreciate him.
if you want to feel emotions here’s a combination of the IBM704 and Hatsune Miku singing Daisy Bell as a duet
sorry i wanted to draw miku singing with her grandpa 🥺
The human capacity to find personhood in machines, pets, plants, really anything is always such a sweet concept to me.
Like that massive inanimate machine helped send huge hunks of metal into space, sure. But it SANG TO ME. It did one of the most human things you can do, so at least a little bit, the IMB 7094 is human to us now. And thats so sweet.
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first incidence of good writing advice i've seen in 10+ years on this platform and it's in the notes of a mustelid wreaking absolute havoc in a german grocery store
This is literally the opening to persona 5.
Reblog to make it die faster
DIE DIE DIE
Charybdis dick
100k notes and I get the jerma womb tattoo
the tattoo in question
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I want her back so bad it physically hurts
Anyone else aggressively swiveling their gamer chairs when you get happy?
plz guys im begging i need my tits to be bigger 🥺
My tits are already pretty big, but I need to help out my fellow transfems! o7
My favorite bit of kingdom hearts lorr is that throwaway line from the start of kh2 that pete was apparently such a heinous criminal that he was BANISHED TO ANOTHER DIMENSION. Not another world. Another dimension micky opened a portal to a whole different reality and yeeted pete into it- thats how bad he was.
Idk if you know that this event was depicted in Birth by Sleep? And actually it was Minnie who banished him, it being Mickey was a mistranslation.
It has been forever sense i played bbs, ill be honest. I just got all the collections and 3 on pc so im playing back thru all of em.
